Probably something to do with a sniper or a serial killer?
You have to get up early to do this job
Can't see himself buying a round though
Nothing to see here
You may be suffering from PTSD
And definitely not a kick up the ass.
Because these days, that would pretty much guarantee him a seat in congress.
You can always fall back on 'Feng shui', reiki or 'aligning your chakras'.