Sideways, never mind 'front and back'!
You learn a lot about yourself when you have to decide how much of anything you can shove up your rectum.
Prone to pique and pissfits.
The Husbands of Sinead O'Connor group warn against any further expansion of their number without extra funding
Firmly rejects any suggestion of causal link between other people's disabilities and his own mood
He's not entirely sure he has a personality either, if he's completely honest.
Because a wink is as good as a grudge.
All the tory newspapers say so...