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Judge Refuses To ‘Blame It On The Boogie’
"Beat it," judge tells defendant.
The Ballad Of Brave Sir Jeffrey
Feared he not to tilt at windmills.
Spending On Union Flags To Double In Response To Fall Of Kabul
That'll show the bloody French!
Man Just Following His Pecker Around
...the one-eyed man is king!
‘Guardian Reader’ Is Not An Occupation, Jobseeker Told
It's more of a principle, really.
People Too Smart To Believe The BBC, Too Stupid To Find It
For the truth shall set ye free...
Met Éireann Blames Status Yellow Rain Warning On “Covid-19”
May also be to blame for