And the terrorists will have won?
One less Trump voter?
Famously tight-lipped about their paternity.
How could it have been wrong when it felt so right?
As consistently inconsistent, as ever.
In a way, it's progress?
Because we need to know.
It's meritocracy, basically.
With a Yeee and a hawww.
But only one of us is taking the trophy home?
And I'm as sceptical as the next guy.
Spat On is an anagram of An Post, btw?
It's a gut feeling.
Say what you like but whatever you say...