Welcome to CatMelodeonNews – Ireland’s Second Best Satire Website.

We’re totally immature, completely amateur and we appreciate your visit.

We have no full or part-time staff and we’re also advertising free.

These things alone are facts. Everything else on CatMelodeonNews is satire and is not intended in any way whatsoever, to be taken as factual.

CatMelodeonNews – bringing the zeitgeist right to your lazy, degenerate palate.

CatMelodeonNews – the only site that likes you more for who you’re pretending to be, than who you actually are! (Although that said, we don’t particularly like who you’re pretending to be either?)

Staff

CatMelodeonNews

Editor in Chief Michael Collier
Senior Managing Editor An tUasal Micheál Coiléir
Head Writer Michel Collier
Senior Editor Miguel Collierez
Sports Editor Michele Collieri
Features Editor Mikhail Collierov
Senior Writers Maikel Colliersen & Mihalis Collieris