This is not a love story. Neither is it a triumph of anyone’s will. It’s just what happens when good people do nothing.
People like you, asshole. Everything about you revolts me. The shite you watch on TV, the packaged muck you eat, the clothes you wear, your sense of self worth but above all, your optimism. Jesus H Christ, what in the world justifies your shiny faced optimism, you weeping pubic scab.
If I looked, sounded or thought like you, I would confine myself to the great sewer that runs under Leinster House. There at least, I could make a worthwhile contribution to this world by doing something meaningful, like searching for the long lost conscience of the Green Party.
This alone is fact. Everything else on here is satire and is not intended in any way whatsoever, to be taken as factual.
Editor in Chief Michael Collier
Senior Managing Editor An tUasal Micheál Coiléir
Head Writer Michel Collier
Senior Editor Miguel Collierez
Sports Editor Michele Collieri
Features Editor Mikhail Collierov
Senior Writers Maikel Colliersen, Mihalis Collieris