Amber Heard Found Guilty Of Witchcraft

Amber Heard Found Guilty Of Witchcraft

A court has ruled the photo ( shown above ) proves Depp’s wife miniaturized the Hollywood star without his consent, in order to carry him around.

The picture, taken in 2010, clearly shows Heard not only miniaturized Depp but also turned him into a double for her dog Pistol, to avoid arousing public suspicions.

Depp has frequently alleged his wife is a witch who has tried to kill him but now maintains her long term plan is to turn him into a canine actor.

“This will keep her in luxury everyday for the rest of her evil life”, he said, “while by night, I will be forced to become Satan’s four legged bride!”