Deploying the ‘razor sharp wit’ which Tory sycophants everywhere, implausibly claim is his trademark, for once Bozza had his chums “in stitches”.
After Johnson recovered from the virus last April, he publicly said it was “hard to find the words to express” his debt to the NHS and claimed the service was “powered by love”.
But the millionaire PM recently told fellow millionaire, chancellor Rishi Sunak that, “I found it a lot bloody harder to find the money to express the nation’s debt? So with a perfectly straight face, I offered them 1%”.
As his colleagues laughed heartily, he added “And when they complained, I told the buggers it was the best we could do!”
Afterwards, everybody said, “It was vintage Boris”.