Anecdotes Are How I Communicate Says RFK, Much Like Jesus?

RFK has explained how he uses anecdotes to communicate with people everyday, “in much the same way, I suppose, that our Lord Jesus Christ did?”

The self-proclaimed ‘Kennedy Democrat’ – who has recently been disowned by the Kennedy family – spoke while trying to deny he’d claimed Covid-19 was “ethnically targeted to attack Caucasians and Black people”.

“Let me be very clear,” RFK said, “I never said I can walk on water, I never said I can cure the dead? I did say I can speak to the dead but the media made it sound like a crazy thing and no, I don’t know why they hate the American people so much either”.

In reply, a reporter said, “The question you were asked was ‘Why did you claim the Ashkenazi Jews and the Chinese are most immune to Covid?”

“Oh you and your friends in the liberal media would love me to answer that question, wouldn’t you,” Kennedy replied.

“Everyone would love you to,” the reporter said, “especially your own supporters.”

“Well, as Jesus said to John the Baptist during The Last Supper, ‘Take the mote out of thine own eye, oh ye of little faith, lest ye be found wanting by the wise virgins who guard the gates of heaven’!”