Archives
This theme includes an archives template. Simply create a new page and select the “archives” option from the template dropdown under Page Attributes. The template automatically displays your archive list below any content you choose to add to the page (like this paragraph). Archives include your most recent pages, posts by month, posts by format and posts by category.
Latest Posts
- President Warns We’ll Soon Be Drinking Our Own Urine
- Explained: How Donald Trump Plans To Make Sure WWII Never Starts
- Man Who Complained Throughout Heatwave Complained Even More About End Of Heatwave
- MTG Calls On McCarthy To Skip Inquiry And Go Straight To Impeachment Vote
- Taxi Driver Now Primarily Focused On His Legacy
- Angry Republicans Demand Biden Act His Age
- Irish Government More Worried About Popularity Of Wolfe Tones Than British Bill To Abandon All Unsolved Historical Murder Investigations
- 80 Is Too Old To Be President, Says Candidate Who Will Turn 80 Halfway Through Next Presidential Term
- Germany Refuses Extradition As Britain Now “Officially A Shithole Country”
- Trump Says Richard Sackler Will Be His Drugs Czar
- Mitch McConnell Starting To Look Like He’s Starring In Weekend At Bernie’s
- Trump’s Actions Legal Because He Pardoned Himself “Inside His Own Head”
- DeSantis Claims His Audience Smiles Same Weird Way He Does
- Beggar Tries ‘We Band Of Brothers’ Speech On Stockbrokers
- Woman’s ‘Visceral Need To Push Boundaries’, Exposed As Insatiable Desire For Attention
- All I Need Is Reasonable Doubt In Mind Of One Juror Whose Address Has Already Been Published On Internet, Trump Says
- The Defendant Confirms He Will Not Be Taking Part In Tonight’s Debate
- MTG Says Some People “Make Conspiracy Theorists Look Bad”
- Pence Says He’s In The Race To Win While Fully Supporting The Trump Campaign
- Labour Adopt Tory Manifesto To Give People Clear Choice At Next Election
- Woman Will Never Be Able To Flick Off To Holly Willoughby Again
- Scientists Reconstruct Pink Floyd’s ‘Another Brick In The Wall Of Russian Propaganda’, By Eavesdropping On People’s Brainwaves
- Giuliani: Biden Only Using RICO Against Me Because He knows I Can’t Bear Poetic Justice
- Woman Who Used Words “Breastfeeding Journey” Shunned By Friends
- Stock Exchange Gains After AI Predicts AI “Totally Safe”
- Rapinoe To Trump: We Don’t Fail When We’ve Lost, We Only Fail When We Can’t Accept We’ve Lost
- Thank You Taylor Swift For Giving Me Permission To Cry While You Cry Because You Saw Somebody Else Cry?
- Clarence Thomas: “As A Supreme Court Justice, I’m Often Asked ‘How Can You Afford A Solid Gold Lawnmower’?”
- Man Back After Taking Heroic Shit
- Giuliani: “As A Lawyer, I’m Not Obliged To Tell The Truth”
- NatWest Says It Just Wanted Farage To Use The Back Door
- RFK: “The Charge Of Stupidity Is One That Hurts”
- Man Singing ‘Try That In A Small Town’, Furious Capitol Rioter Jailed For Attacking Police
- McCarthy Says “I Firmly Believe Capitol Protest Was Peaceful”, Jeffries Replies “Neither Do I”
- Anecdotes Are How I Communicate Says RFK, Much Like Jesus?
- New Musical About Joys Of Child Poverty Makes Triumphant Debut
- Jane Birkin Could Never Understand Why People Thought The Orgasm She Simulated On Je T’Aime Was Sexual?
- Red Is Definitely The Right Colour For Any Carpet Being Rolled Out To Welcome Mohammed bin Slaughter
- Nanny Warns Fiery Speech Not Simply Application To Relaunch Heartwarming Sitcom
- Have Your Breasts Explained By A Man Who Knows
- Flatlining Satire Site’s Latest Prediction Claim As Implausible As Previous Ones
- Mission Impossible: Tom Cruise Tries To Get A Hospital Bed Within 48 Hours
- Marty Morrissey Clarifies: “It’s Pronounced Renawlt Not Reno”
- Survey Finds Sex Life Of Rare Frog More Interesting Than Brexit
- The Delicate Flowers Of Trinity College
- Scientists To Ask AI What Women Really Want
- Elton John Announces “Last Ever” French, German, Spanish, Italian, Swiss, Polish, Greek, Norwegian, Swedish & Danish Performances
- Woman Only Called To Say She Has No News
- Man At Movies By Himself Horrified To Discover His Own Penis Inside Popcorn Box
- Putin Never Closes A Door Without…Opening A Window?
- Source Of ‘Banging Noise’ Identified As Sub Owner’s Head Being Repeatedly Slammed Into Wall
- Trump Attacks Hunter Biden For Making A Plea Deal: “You Just Don’t Do That!”
- Tories Say Happy Birthday To The Lyin’ King
- Man So Angry He Wants To Sweep Everything Off A Desk
- “Do I Seem Like Someone Who Would Keep Secret Documents In A Bathroom?” Trump Asks Rally
- Man From Somewhere Else Can’t Believe Things Are Done Differently Here
- Man Died Surrounded By His Family After Stubbornly Refusing To Surrender
- Obscure Satire Site Pathetically Proud Of Bible Ban ‘Prediction’
- Student Whose Mother Will Only Let Him Smoke Weed In His Room, Just Wishes She’d Let Him Live His Own Life
- This Kind Of Thing Never Happens Round Here, Say Residents Of Area Where Thing Just Happened
- ‘Ménage à Twat’ Is Not A French Expression
- Florida School Bans The Bible Over “Scenes Of Rape, Incest And Adultery”
- DeSantis Only Half The Bastard Our Guy Is, Trump Campaign Warns
- Uvalde: Kids May Not Have Been Safe From Shooter But Totally Protected From Books
- Santos CV Shortlisted For The Orwell Political Fiction Prize
- Ireland Introduces New Alcohol Label Warning “Booze Makes Everyone Look More Attractive Than They Really Are”
- Wagner Captures Bakhmut For The Fifth Time
- Man Blockading Refugee Hostel ‘Definitely Not A Racist’
- Irish Prime Minister’s Coronation ‘Quick Pick’
- Man Ok With AI Risks, So Long As It Delivers A Good Sex Robot
- George Santos Angrily Denies He Ever Owned A Book
- You May Have No Work-Life Balance, Drunk Tells A&E Staff But I Have No Balance At all
- Despite What The Song Says, Husband Tells Wife, There’s Plenty Of Sunshine When You’re Gone
- West Clare Hotelier Offers Three Sausages With Every Fried Breakfast To Boost Bookings
- Trump Wins Doonbeg International Haircare Award
- Greedy Nurses Want A Pay Rise On Top Of All The Clapping
- Call For Unity Amongst Left Sparks Vicious Brawl
- “Must You Ruin Everything?” Man Asks Wife Who Just Saved Him From Accidentally Electrocuting Himself
- Billionaire Reluctantly Accepts He’ll Have To Go Into Space To Get The Respect He Deserves
- People Complaining About Jobs Moving To Europe, Don’t Understand That’s Just How Brexit Works
- Fed Says Risk To Economy From Drag Queens “Greatly Overstated”
- Telegraph Columnist Who Had No Problem With Ireland Giving Queen Ecstatic Reception, Outraged It Gave Biden One
- If Necessary I Will Raise My Fist Again, Hawley Warns
- Pentagon Says It Would Be Victim-Shaming To Blame Them For Giving Kid Access To Worldwide Intelligence System
- Liverpool Man Planning To Mark Anniversary Of Thatcher’s Death By Replaying Video Of Her Funeral
- Man Blows Noisily Into Tissue Then Demands A Doggy Bag For It
- Ireland Asks What Went Wrong, As Country’s Only Alcohol-Free Bar Closes
- The Law Is An Ass (hole)
- Florida Principal Accused Of Showering Naked
- British Startup Invents Long-Distance Arse Kissing Machine
- Johnson Says He Thought Party Was Work Because He Doesn’t Know What Work Looks Like
- Man Who Claims His Public Relations Work Doesn’t Compromise His Integrity, Sadly Correct
- Rupert Murdoch Says He Will Live To Be 184
- Your Landlord Will Be Forced To Evict You, If He Has To Fix The Toilet Leaking Into Your Kitchen
- Number Of Houses Not Being Built Needs To Double
- Police Break Up Fight Between Eight Women All Claiming To Be Breaking The Taboo About The Menopause
- First Time The Truth Travelled Faster Than A Lie
- Ordinary Decent Liars of Fox News Furious With High-Profile Liars Of Fox News
- We Smoked Ourselves To Death And It Never Did Us Any Harm, Man With Only half A Lung Tells Grandson
- Musk Embracing Managerial Incompetence Like It’s An Emerging Art Form
- All Man Wants To Know Is Why Faucci Released The Virus
- Brexiters Outraged The King Has Met A Politician
- Taliban Ask Andrew Tate To Be New Minister For Women’s Welfare
- Male Birth Control Pill 100% Effective For Men Who Aren’t Lying About Taking It
- SF Asking Voters To Swap Northern Failure For Southern Failure
- DUP Denies It’s In Greater Need Of A Heart Than Boy On Transplant List
- America Agrees To Pay Reparations For Emily In Paris
- Colossal Earthquake Obviously God’s Punishment For Some Minor Rule Breach
- Bright Side Of The Road Closed Until Further Notice
- Police Reject Candidate Who Isn’t Turned On By Corpse Pics
- Marie Kondo To Spend More Time With Her Money
- The Minister For Lip Service To Broken Promises Will See You Now
- Fish Put Back In Water After Being ‘Abducted By Aliens’
- Motorcyclist Thrown Over Handlebars Still Experiencing Amazing Sense Of Freedom
- Stoner Loner’s Painful Boner, Leads To Prolonged Epic Moaner
- Nobody Knows More About Contempt Than I Do, Enoch Burke Tells Court
- “My Personal Healthcare Choices Should Be As Private As My Wife’s Tax Affairs Once Were” – Sunak
- Man Who’s ‘Not Getting Anything Off This New Weed’, Just Passed Out
- A Beginner’s Guide To Embroidery By George Santos
- Residents’ Association Watching You, Asshole!
- Local Paper Exposes Cruelty Behind Christmas Tree Farming
- Prince Andrew Swears He Won’t Be A ‘Handsy’ Santa This Christmas
- Man Planning To Pretend FTX Gift Vouchers Still Worth Something
- People Don’t Understand What Football Means To Local Alcoholic
- Musk Says Voter Fraud Cost Him Twitter Poll
- Ukrainian Town’s Name Sounds Like An Old Man Trying To Clear His Throat
- Ready4Rishi To Restore Trust In Politics By Smashing The Nurses Strike?
- England Quite Relaxed About White Player Missing Penalty
- International Relief Agencies Warned About Irish Snow
- Irish Times Poll Finds Strong Support For Rejoining The Union
- Self-Made Man Eager To Share That Information
- Eric Trump Claims His Father Fought For His Country In Two Wars
- Spite Is A Renewable Energy
- Man’s Affair Is Having An Affair
- Met Éireann Denies El Niño Began In Mayo
- Serpents Of God Disclose Assets of €57m As Abuse Claims Increase
- Fifa Confirms Players In WC Final Must Convert To Islam
- Man’s Taxes Paid For National Children’s Hospital, Airport Runway And Port Tunnel
- Hungry Pupils Will Be Taught To Sing Their Troubles Away
- Dinner Invite Said Nothing About Taking Your Shoes Off
- Man Says Nostradamus Predicted He’d Get Flu
- Sleepy Joe Smokes America’s Biggest Ham For The Second Time
- McShirty Seen Screaming Into Liffey
- Putin Threatens To Go Scuba Diving Again To Restore Russian Army’s Reputation
- Fianna Fail Paralysed By McShirty Row
- McSharry No Longer Speaking To Himself
- My Second Best Vomit
- PIGS In Space With First Irish Satellite
- Woman Remembers The Good Old Days When Everyone Had TB
- Truss Latest To Be Voted Out Of The House
- Shop Assistant Too Wasted For Small Talk
- Truss Says She’s Now Prepared To Be Popular
- Police Confirm No Suspects In Death Of Angela Lansbury
- A TG4 Newsreader Is Not A Celebrity
- Jump In Price Of Mica Sends Cost Of Children’s Hospital Soaring
- Unelected Millionaire To Tell Poor They’re Not Doing Poverty Right
- Putin Says Last Oligarch’s Death “Really Was Accidental”
- We’ve Heard Enough From Experts, Truss Tells IMF
- Trump Classifies Entire Democratic Party Ahead Of Midterms
- NI Census: Still More Pricks Than Kicks
- Britain Leads The World At Pageantry Because The World Couldn’t Give A Toss About Pageantry
- Enoch Burke Fails To Get Court Order Cancelling Free Speech
- Queen’s Death: Were The Jews Responsible?
- Man Recalls Time The Queen Said Something
- Putin Says UK Needs A Democratically Elected PM, Not A ‘Golf Club President’
- Brexit Britain ‘Free At Last’ To Frolic In Its Own Filth
- Irish Times Wins ‘Natural Home Of Middle-Class Angst’ Award For A Record Breaking 36th Year
- Hardly Worth A Landlord’s While Being In Politics These Days
- Robert Troy: “If I Didn’t Read The Rules, How Can I Be Accused Of Breaking Them?”
- Minister Has Nothing Left To Hide Because The Media Have Seen To That
- Bishop Sick Of All This Turn The Other Cheek Crap
- Trump Supporter Has Had It With Those JackBooted Thugs From The Vincent De Paul
- Tory Hunger Games Move To Northern Ireland
- Truss Says If Elected She Will Protect The Queen From The Church Of England
- No 10 To Support Free Speech By Censoring Critics
- Truss Tells Families Hit By Energy Crisis To Wrap Themselves In The Flag To Keep Warm
- Johnson Accused Of Behaving Like A Frenchman
- President’s Wife Says She Wasn’t Elected To Be Silent
- The Arab Islands, The Cliffs Of Moherfucker And Milftown Malbay
- Driverless Police Car, Chases Driverless Car
- Rees-Mogg Urges Leadership Contenders To “Keep It Creepy”
- Democrats Too Busy Worrying If They’re Being Unfair To Somebody, To Get Their Act Together
- Bonfire Builder To Be Cremated Atop Pyre He Died Helping To Build
- “Your Chagall’s Worth Shag All,” Woman Told
- NUIG To Be Renamed UG – Loss Of Letters ‘N’ And ‘I’ Blamed On “Cutbacks”
- Varadkar Accuses Doherty Of Mitching, Stealing Apples & Smoking Behind School Bike Shed
- Alito Teaches Rednecks Meaning Of “Egregiously” By Using Egregiously Wrong Example
- Trump: “I Win Anyway Because I Stuffed The Supreme Court!”
- Famous People Are Never Happy, Says Man Who’s Watched ‘A Star Is Born’ 8 Times
- The Tide Comes In Twice A Day, So A Line In The Sand Only Lasts Twelve Hours
- President Accused Of Breaking Official Secrets Act By Referring To Housing Crisis
- Daily Mail Strongly Supports Rant By Daily Mail
- Bojo’s Lost His Mojo
- Johnson Forgives Sue Gray
- Churchill Made Sense Of Chaos, Johnson Is Chaos
- Local Man Donates His Old Underwear To Ukraine
- Derry Girls Dictionary: All The Slang Explained
- Musk Says Flight Attendant Never Truly Loved His Scarred, Tattooed Penis
- Wagatha: Winner To Meet Amber Heard In The Final
- Harry Styles Feels Most Beautiful When He’s Asleep
- Asylum Seekers To Be Flown To Africa To “Save Them From Trafficking”
- NUIG ‘Klingon’ Row Splits Board
- Turf Burning To Be Restricted To Areas Where Turf Is Burned
- Putin Says “Haters Gonna Hate”
- Neutrality: We’ve Tried Everything Else, Coveney Says, We Might As Well Try Honesty
- What To Do When Your Ex Makes A 40-Under-40 List
- Putin Joins Truth Social After Trump Reassures Him About The Truth Part
- “You’re Not An International Woman” No Excuse For Ignoring International Women’s Day
- UK Declares Nth Korea’s Jong-un A “Wrong ‘Un” After ICBM Launch
- Truth Is The First Casualty Of Boris Johnson
- Homeless Irishwoman Applies For Ukrainian Citizenship
- I Know Just How Ukrainians Must Feel Because I Had A Really Bad Day At Work
- Britain Leads World’s Slowest Crackdown On Oligarchs
- I Worry About America, Says Rape Accused
- “Nazis” Working Closely With Israel To Evacuate Jews
- “But I’m Churchill,” Wails Boris, “Not Zelenskiy”
- I Don’t Know What A Brothel Smells Like Either, Says Jeffrey Donaldson
- Specsavers Offer Jim Allister Free Eye Test
- Alan Kelly Resignation: Public Shocked To Learn He Was Labour Leader
- 7 Things Zelenskiy And Putin Have In Common
- We’re All Ukrainians Now, Says Irishman Refusing To Order Girlfriend A ‘Black Russian’ Cocktail
- Say What You Like About Putin But At Least He’s A Christian Who Firmly Believes In The Death Penalty
- “I Know A Liar When I See One,” Johnson To Tell Putin
- Rees–Mogg: “I Didn’t Know What ‘Oven–Ready’ Brexit Meant Because Nanny Does All The Cooking”
- Sean Fleming Opens Up About His Learning Disability
- ‘Why Does Everything Happen To Me?’ Wonders Simon ‘Calamity’ Coveney
- From Ryanair To Swineair – Carrier Voted Worst Short-Haul Airline
- Mary Lou’s Eyebrow Flickers Briefly, In Move Not Sanctioned By IRA Council
- World In Shock After Unionist Cracks Passable Joke
- Fat Cat In Flat Cap, Makes Another Fake Flap
- Trump Says He Will Ask His Boss Not To Invade Ukraine
- You Won’t Believe What Happened Next, Drone Operator Chuckles
- Nobody Warned Me I Was Breaking My Own Rules
- Millionaires Say Focus On Billionaires Damaging Their Self-Esteem
- Awky Momo For Royal Yoyo
- Doctors Hoping To Put A Human Heart Into Boris Johnson
- Mayo To Be Renamed ‘Rooney Country’
- If Even One Person Can Learn From Woman’s Mistake, She’ll Be Happy
- Why Christmas Is A Special Time For Ian Bailey
- Farmers Not Happy About Something
- Man Who Bit Off Player’s Ear “Done An Awful Lot For Under-21 Football”
- Film Critic Unmoved By Pre-Flight Safety Video
- Old Man Used To Be A New Man
- New Motorcycle Owner Wants Unbelievable Freedom Of Riding In Single File
- Death Of Dairy Farmer’s Son Who Milked Ireland
- Woman Watching The Crown Wants Her Tea Served Just Like That
- Nigel ‘Fool Me Twice’ Farage, Fooled Twice
- Man Willing To Do That Job Where You Have To Spit Out Wine
- SF Offer Hunger Strike Musical For NI Celebration
- Man Found Masturbating In Aldi, “Very Comfortable With His Sexuality”
- Man Who Crashed Into Police Station Is The Real Victim
- Woman Steps Outside Her Comfort Zone To Laugh Extra Hard At Boss’s Inane Joke
- Her Majesty Will Be Offended If I Don’t Get A Window Seat, Donaldson Tells Stewardess
- Woman Who Was ‘Proud To Be Unmasked, Unmuzzled And Unvaccinated’, Muzzled For Ever Now
- Children Refuse To Confirm Boris Johnson Their Father
- Woman Who Thought She Was Dating A Priest, Learns He Was Just A Guy Wearing His Dead Uncle’s Clothes
- People Who Once Objected To Presidential Visits, Now Demanding Presidential Visits
- Anti-abortion Advocate Wants Right To Choose When It Comes To Vaccine
- Where Do You Stand On The Whole Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Swollen Balls Debate?
- Senator Wants Child Tax Credits Tied To Adorable Street Urchins Who Can Sing And Dance
- Texan Who Takes His Mobile Everywhere, Refuses To Be “Tracked By The Vaccine”
- There Are No Losers Here Today, Winner Tells Losers
- Kerryman Delighted It’s Raining In Dublin
- I Too Was Sceptical When I First Heard About This Amazing New Product, Says Salesman Selling New Product
- German Woman Whose Letters Never Arrived, Now Knows Why It’s Pronounced ‘Un Post’
- Acid Reflux: What It Is And How To Avoid Ryan Tubridy
- Death Of First Man To Say Shite On The Radio
- Judge Refuses To ‘Blame It On The Boogie’
- The Ballad Of Brave Sir Jeffrey
- Spending On Union Flags To Double In Response To Fall Of Kabul
- Man Just Following His Pecker Around
- ‘Guardian Reader’ Is Not An Occupation, Jobseeker Told
- People “Way Too Smart To Believe The BBC”, Way Too Stupid To Find It
- Met Éireann Blames Status Yellow Rain Warning On “Covid-19”
- Ireland ‘One Of World’s Five Best Places’ To Survive Next Collapse Of Irish Society
- Actions Of Three Americans Create Enough Carbon Emissions To Kill One Person, Study Finds, But It’s Never Donald Trump
- Support For A Border Poll To Be Made A Hate Crime
- Johnny Skunk And Mary Gargle’s Romance ‘Is Growing All The Time’
- People With Bigger Noses Demand A Bigger Mask
- Papal Anus Getting Millions Of Hits
- Truthteller Gonna Let One Slide
- Woman Looking At Methane Capture System For Husband
- Judaeo-Christian God So Weak He Needs GOP’s Protection
- Conspiracy Theorist Just Wants To Know Why 88 Year Old Man Died
- Blueshirt Barrister Besieged By Ivana Batshit
- Queen To Get Completely Wankered Tonight
- Royal Fantasising About Bloodbath That Would Make Him King
- Donaldson Hoots As Poots Scoots
- Naked Hypocrisy Of “Wee” Sammy
- True Value Of The Sun Was Always Zero
- ‘Lad With A Biro In Dublin’ Must Be Dealt With
- Those Who Always Said The Innocent Have Nothing To Worry About, Not Saying It Now
- Party That Won’t Accept A Catholic Monarch Accepts A Catholic PM
- Apparently It’s Empowering For Your Teenage Daughter To Dress Like A Whore
- Woman Will Only Read Book She Objects To When It’s Banned
- Stegosaurus’ Sour Guest
- Martin Blames Housing Crisis On Cyber Attack
- Pat Kenny’s Wife Confirms He’s Very Much His Own Man
- As We Ponder The Palestinian Death Toll, We Should Not Forget Stones Were Thrown At An Israeli Car
- Grateful World Thanks DUP For Its Silence
- Battle For Soul Of GOP Delayed By Last Minute Search For Soul Of GOP
- Man Not Sure What He Ever Did To Montezuma
- That Little Girl Was Me, Kamala Harris Screams At Little Girl Selling Lemonade
- Northern Ireland Warned Of ‘Dangerous Political Vacuum’ In Boris Johnson
- Middle Aged Couple Who Hold Hands In Public Viewed With Suspicion By Neighbours
- Mayo To Get Dial-Up Internet Access
- Monkey Hotly Denies It Doesn’t Know Any Bowie Songs
- Work Underway On Covid Website That Will Crash When Public Try To Use It
- Penniless Outsider Who Adapted Well To A Life Of Great Wealth And Privilege
- Sincerity Rears Its Ugly Head
- Town Slightly Nearer To Dublin Looks Down On Town Slightly Farther From Dublin
- Navy Seal Will Take No More Female Prisoners
- There Is No Such Thing As Luminous Prose, Man Screams At The Irish Times
- Man Drinking In Airport Bar Has Seen Things He Doesn’t Want To Talk About, Ok?
- Don’t Make Same Mistakes I Made, Says Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall The Mistakes He Made
- Paschal Donohoe ‘Still On’ Puberty Blockers He Was Prescribed As A Teen
- And Then I Told The NHS It Was The Best We Could Do!
- Last Week’s Controversies Overtaken By New Ones, Just In Time For Angry Newspaper Columnists
- We May Never Know The Truth, Says Minister Feeding Documents Into Paper Shredder
- Harry To Oprah: ‘I Have No Idea What Our Dreams Are, Only Meghan Knows’
- Oh No I’ve Ruined It, Says Mom Trying To Tell Joke
- Queen’s Joke “Proves” She Hasn’t Lost Her Sense Of Humour
- Former Governor Of Bank Of England Would “Rather Be Seen In Prison Than In Pontins”
- Eamon ‘Skullduggery’ Ryan FTW
- Local Man Would Really Like To Punch HR Guy’s Lights Out
- Now Look What You Made Me Do, Man Screams At Wife
- We Used To Have An Empire Says Englishman Whose Car Won’t Start
- 83% Of Nurses Who Work In Empty Hospitals Don’t Believe In The Virus
- Single Woman Who Likes A Good Cry, Looking Forward To Bawling Eyes Out On Valentine’s Night
- If The Deep State Really Exists, Then Why Couldn’t It Prevent Trump Impeachment Trial
- UK Aghast Weapons It Sold To Pariah State Used In Coup
- Vaccinated Woman Claims Zombies Just Run Past Her Now
- Court Spares Man Who Has Whole Life Of Racism In Front Of Him
- Nobody Knows What Colour The Sky Is, On Marjorie Taylor Greene’s World
- AstraZeneca CEO Says It’s Amazing What You Can Find Down The Back Of A Sofa
- Castlebar Man Not Sold “A Gay Computer”
- Patriarchy Objects To Stereotyping By Women Who Should Be At Home Rearing Their Children
- Boris Voted Britain’s Biggest Cockwomble
- QAnon Renames Itself QOnan After Poll Of Members Favourite Activity
- Five Years Sober. Can I Bore The Hole Off You About It?
- The Special Meaning Behind Biden’s Inauguration Outfit
- White House Pardons All Of Trump’s Allies
- The Guy Did Something Like That In The Bible Once?
- Is It Wrong To Say Miss Bum Bum Has ‘One Hell Of An Ass’?
- Martin Addresses Covid Issue On Everyone’s Lips: St Patrick’s Day Trip To White House
- Try This Simple Trick To Eliminate Dust – Turn On The Vacuum Cleaner
- Maskhole “Just Wants To Know What They’re Not Telling Us?”
- Man Whose Wife Told Him ‘You’re Not Getting Pulled Chicken’, Wants To Know If They’re Still Talking About Food
- Habeas Brexit
- Gardai Say It Was ‘Only Fair’ To Shoot Man Without Gun, With Guns They Were Given To Shoot At People With Guns
- Harder To Dispose Of A Body Over The Festive Season Than You’d Think, Wife Tells Best Friend
- Man Planning Selfless Act Surprised By How Much Self He Actually Has
- The State’s Next Apology
- The Carry On Cockney Pearly Queen With A Heart Of Gold Who Shagged A Kray And One Of The Bee Gees
- Woman Beating Man At Something In Movie, As Unexpected As The Kid Who Has Cancer Being Elected Class President
- WWII Bomber On Moon Stolen By China
- Unionist Outraged At Being Reminded NI Not British
- Still No Sign Of German Car Industry ‘Forcing The Bundestag To Capitulate’ Over Brexit
- No Hurry With Moon Rocks, World Tells China
- Manufacturing Happy To Continue Rape Of Earth So Your TV Snacks Come Individually Wrapped In Plastic
- Celebrity Chefs Race To Be First To Cook New Species Of Monkey
- White Woman Who “Knows” She Has To Be Better Than A Man To Succeed, Not So Sure A Black Woman Has To Be Better Than Her To Succeed
- “Is This A Hill You Want To Die On?” Priest Asks 5-Year-Old Having Tantrum
- Woman Was Under The Impression She Owned A Waterproof Jacket
- Post Trump Stress Disorder Sweeps America
- Giuliani Calls Narnia For Trump
- Varadkar Appears In Zorro Costume For Dáil Statement
- Ireland Says Thanks For Putting Us Back In Lockdown, Conspiracy Dicks
- Tell Me Again The Difference Between Homiesexual, Homosexual and Metrosexual, Mother Asks Teenage Son
- Man Wearing Mask Under Nose Blames Students For Spread Of Virus
- It Isn’t. Are You?
- Dog Dragging Its Balls Along Carpet ‘Understands Every Word Woman Says’
- Paris Hilton Campaign To Prove She’s “Not An Airhead” Has Some Way To Go
- Coronavirus Moved By Support Received In Fight Against You-Know-Who
- Second Confirmed Case Of Coronavirus In A Pig
- Viable Device Found By Husband Who’s Not
- Trump’s Biggest Lie Visible From International Space Station
- Soldier Recalls Iraqi Kids He Gave Chocolate To Had ‘Ugly Sense Of Entitlement’
- Woman Thinks “World Would Be A Far Better Place, If We Were All Just A Little Bit Nicer To Each Other”
- EU Country Says If EU Was Planning To Blockade Part Of It Then EU Country Would Probably Know About It
- Man Singing “Leave A Light On For Me” To Warn Wife He’ll Be Legless When He Gets In
- Boy Hanging From Window Ledge Can’t Wait To See Which Superhero Saves Him
- Man Who Looks Like Shroud Of Turin Has No Idea Why He’s Stopped And Searched So Often
- Deputy Noel Grievance ‘Still Waiting’ For Clarification On Inaccurate World Bank Figures
- Donald Tantrum Strikes Again!
- Wife Cancelled Date Night Even Though Husband Had Already Brushed Teeth
- Parish History Omits Time Fr Mike Blew The Bingo Fund At The Galway Races
- Ed Sheeran Announces Arrival Of First Hobbit Born In Captivity
- Man Feared For His Life When UFO Lights Dragged His Car Towards Dogging Spot
- Incredible New Anti-Snoring Device Takes Ireland By Storm
- Gov Using A Torch To Search For Darkness
- New Trumpadvisor Site To Rate President’s Lunacies
- Asian Couple Name Son “CEO Amir Patel” To Give Him ‘Headstart In Business’
- Wife Says All Husband Does Is ‘Make Carbon Dioxide’
- Doheny & Nesbitt School Of Economics, Badly Hit By Economics
- Eamon ‘I, Robot’ Ryan
- Loyalists Confuse EU Flag With Isis Flag…Again
- Trump Support Among Married First Cousins In Freefall
- Man Singing ‘My Heart Will Go On’ Suffers Cardiac Arrest
- UK Like ‘A Leper Threatening To Shun Flu Victims’
- For Once, Boris Pulls Out!
- Given Rape Is No Longer An Offence In England & Wales, Is There Any Chance A Cell Could Be Found For A Sex Pest MP?
- Mayor’s Job “One Step Up From Being Town’s Most Colourful Drunk”
- New Doctor First Black Man To See Irish Woman’s Tits
- ‘Calm Down Love,’ Journalist Told After Asking ‘Hello, Is That The Garda Press Office?’
- British Democracy Safe Johnson Says Because “I Never Let A Woman Urinate On Me Like Trump Did”
- Stephen Collins Accuses Newton Emerson Of Being ‘Soft On Sinn Féin’
- Turns Out Mass Death Is Worse For Economy Than Mass Unemployment
- Scotland ‘Top Target’ For Political Interference By Johnson Regime
- Popularity Of Indian Food Proves Ireland ‘Definitely Not Racist’
- North Korea Furious As America Retakes No 1 ‘Joke-Leader’ Slot
- No Accountant Was Harmed In The Making Of This Movie
- Student Who Made Mockingbird Pie ‘In Honour of Harper Lee’, Admits He Never Read The Book
- How Big Jack Taught Us To Love Proust, Speak Softly And Play The Tin Whistle
- Cowen Forced To Deny He Was Man Gardai Found Being Whipped On Buttocks
- Foster Urges Loyalists To Move Their Sectarian Hatred Online In Order To Meet Virus Restrictions
- It’s All Over For Big Jack Who’s Headed Home After Final Whistle Blown On Game Of Two Halves That Went Into Extra Time It Is Now
- BLM Ennis Threaten To Make Town ‘Ungovernable’ If America Does Not Change
- Amber Heard Found Guilty Of Witchcraft
- Cowen ‘Profoundly Sorry’ He Got Caught
- Committee Set Up To Establish Which Part Of Ireland Kanye West’s Ancestors Come From In Case Of White House Run
- Normally Willie O’Dea Would Defend FF Against Something Like A Failure To Appoint Willie O’Dea But He Can’t…Because He Is Willie O’Dea
- Roger Would Be So Disappointed – Elizabeth Ailes
- Big Oil Wants You To Know It’s Hurting Too
- America Paid Militants To Kill Soldiers But That Was, Like, Back In Olden Times?
- Fuck The Lot A Ye, Screams Mary Coughlan
- Man Usually Gets His Wife’s Way In The End
- Man Arrested For Calling 999 To Report Theft of Air Guitar
- Boris Killed Londoners Faster Than Hitler
- GOP Unable To Come To The Phone Right Now
- ‘Normal People’ Pollution Reaches Earth’s Last Wilderness
- My Nine Year Old Son Is Depressed In His Bedroom. Should I Let Him Out?
- I Like To Think Of Us As One Big, Happy Family, Says CEO Who’s About To Fire Everyone.
- Quarantine Means “The Terrorists Have Won”
- Man Who Gets Hard-On Every Time A Woman Cries, Can’t Break Up With Girlfriend
- Meat Loaf Told ‘Bat Out Of Hell’ Not Appropriate As Charity Single For Covid Research
- “Call The Midwife,” Screams Constipated Castlebar Man
- New Press Secretary Caught Lying On First Day
- Woman Singing Tina Turner’s “Private Dancer” Quite Confident She’d Make An Excellent Prostitute, If She Absolutely Had To
- “Have You Tried The Wire Brush?” Trump Asks Birx
- Trump Jr. Rips Son For Asking “What Did You Do In The War Daddy?”
- Muslim Woman Who Was Fined For Covering Her Face, Told To Cover Her Face
- Breda O’Brien: Sometimes I Have Impure Thoughts About Pope Francis
- Queen Praises Britain, Britain Praises Queen
- Are You On Vodafone’s ‘Pray As You Go’ Plan?
- Turmoil After Covid Rejects A Pig Like Trump But Accepts A Swine like Johnson
- “Balcony Bingo? Sure It Writes Itself!” Cackles Roddy Doyle
- The Revenue Will Cut You Some Slack But Not Sky
- Man Will Lamp Next One To Mention 1918 Flu Pandemic
- What The BBC Doesn’t Want You To Know About The Virus
- Man Who Was Never ‘One Of Those Weirdos Who Wanted Kids,’ Suddenly Realizes He Needs Kids Not To Look Like A Weirdo
- Coronavirus “God’s Punishment” For Letting Gay Couple On DWTS
- Flood-Weary Farmer Switches To Freshwater Prawn Production
- Hospital Food “Did Not Kill Mouse”
- Why Laboratory Assistants Are Social Lepers
- Flat-Earther Makes Earth A Little Flatter
- Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get
- Ireland In Grip Of Democracy Virus
- Dominic Cummings Penis Transplant
- Castlebar Knew Her ‘When She Was Nobody’
- Senator Noone To Raise Awareness That “You Can’t Say Anything”
- Trump Calls Baghdadi’s Wife ‘Baghmammy’
- Irish Times Amazed By Irishman Living Abroad
- Ritual Of Bridesmaid Claiming She’s Breaking With Tradition By Making A Speech, Already Underway
- Not A Good Idea To Light A Campfire To Pray For Rain, Australians Told.
- Peter Sick Of Being Robbed To Pay Paul
- Where Are Your Children, Don’t You Know The Sally Gap Is Closed?
- Boris: ‘More Than Happy’ To Do Andrew Neil Interview Now.
- If You Break Your Leg Under A Labour Government, It’ll Hurt More, Boris Claims
- ‘Michael Jackson Done It All The Time,’ No Excuse For Rubbing Your Balls In Public, Judge Tells Man
- Boris Johnson ‘About As Convincing As A Hypnotist Who Smokes’
- Man Longs For Day When He Can Resent Intrusion Into Private Life That Fame Brings
- Rapper TI Promises Daughter’s Hymen Check Will Be Biannual From Now On
- Fair City Extra Recalls Time Gaybo Completely Ignored Him In A Lift
- Woman Would Definitely Ride ‘The Hot Priest’
- How Does Kate Middleton Manage To Be So Stylish, with Just A Small Army Of Bootlicking Fashion Advisers Jockeying To Give Her Free Advice?
- Man Waiting Anxiously To See If He Qualifies For Level 8 Tripadvisor Badge
- The Gear I Brought Back From ‘The Dam’ In My Ass
- Man Who Didn’t Suffer Fools Gladly, Was ‘Just Another Dick’
- Sinéad O’Connor Reportedly Strong Enough To Contemplate Another Two Week Marriage
- Man With No Shoes, Unmoved By Sight Of Man With No Feet
- Without The Alcohol That Prevented Him Realizing All His Ambitions, Man Discovers He No Longer Has Any Ambitions
Archives by Month
- September 2023
- August 2023
- July 2023
- June 2023
- May 2023
- April 2023
- March 2023
- February 2023
- January 2023
- December 2022
- November 2022
- October 2022
- September 2022
- August 2022
- July 2022
- June 2022
- May 2022
- April 2022
- March 2022
- February 2022
- January 2022
- December 2021
- November 2021
- October 2021
- September 2021
- August 2021
- July 2021
- June 2021
- May 2021
- April 2021
- March 2021
- February 2021
- January 2021
- December 2020
- November 2020
- October 2020
- September 2020
- August 2020
- July 2020
- June 2020
- May 2020
- April 2020
- March 2020
- February 2020
- January 2020
- December 2019
- November 2019
- October 2019
- September 2019
- August 2019
- July 2019
- June 2019
- May 2019
- April 2019
- March 2019
- February 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- November 2018
- October 2018
- September 2018
- August 2018
- July 2018
- June 2018
- May 2018
- April 2018
- March 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- November 2017
- October 2017
- September 2017
Archives by Category
- .
- (bone) spur of the moment?
- #blm?
- #OhCrepe
- #smashthepatriarchy
- 1922
- 2012 memo
- 2×2
- 420
- 9 to 5
- a funny thing happened
- a heinous anus
- A la recherche
- a little help?
- a rose by any other name…
- a state of chasis
- a sword and a pistol by his side
- A Tzar Is Born
- A vast emptiness
- a wooster's word
- above politics
- Act normal
- actions speak louder
- ad hom
- adorably tender
- affront to democracy
- Again?
- Again???
- against the grain
- AK47 to P45
- ali-moany
- all action
- all by himself
- all for one
- all stars
- all together now
- amen
- an assortment
- analysis
- ancient creek
- And mad
- and that's a fact
- and then where will they be?
- Another first
- anyone who had a heart
- Arts
- ask roe
- baby biffo
- babyshambles
- Back to the 80s
- back to the future
- bagatelle
- Baked?
- Ballad of BOJO
- banal
- barbie girl
- barf
- Bás in Eirinn
- beak
- beardy weirdy
- beat it
- Beat that
- because you're worth it
- Beer Goggles?
- Believe in better
- bellend
- berk
- better to give
- Bidness as usual
- Big in Japan
- bile
- bitter end
- blowing bubbles
- blue skies
- boo
- boo-hoo
- boo, hiss
- bookish
- borderline
- born to be mild
- born to gurn
- brave new world
- breaking
- breaking bad
- Breaking News
- brexcitable
- brextradition?
- brextraordinary
- britney
- brothelgate
- bubbles
- bummer
- candle in the wind
- car crash
- cardiology codology
- cease fire
- cheaters never prosper
- cherchez la femme
- chez sunak
- ching ching
- chosen then frozen
- circle of cliches
- civic spirit
- clapforthenhs
- Clare Continuity
- class
- classic hits
- climactic
- clue: he's not behind you
- confession
- congratulations
- Consulting editor Conrad Black
- contenders
- Coping with coronavirus
- cor blimey?
- cor!
- core values
- covfefe
- covidiot proof
- craggy island
- crazy world
- crie de cur
- Crikey, gosh
- Crimeline??
- cringe
- cruel and unusual
- crusty love
- cry for help
- crystal ball metrics
- cup talk
- cut to the chase
- cyberia
- cyberk
- D'uh!
- Dark arts
- dawn patrol
- daydream believer
- days like this
- Deadeye
- Dear Jesus!
- Depp sang "He'll have to go"
- depravity
- deux ex machina
- difficult woman?
- disbelief
- Do the math
- dog ate my homework
- dolly ditches trolley
- domo arigato
- don't you remember
- Doonbollix
- Doonbunkum
- Doublespeak
- Dread softly
- drongo drongo land
- dude perfect
- duke of pork
- Dukkha
- dumb and dumber
- dumb de dumb
- dump meister
- easy mistake
- eco-blather
- ecumenical matters
- ed
- empowering women to enrich him
- end of an era
- epidemic
- eternal anxiety of being
- étrange
- eunuch burke?
- EUrgent
- everybody panic
- everybody scream
- everyone's gone to the moon
- excetera
- Exclusive
- Exclusive!!
- Extremists
- eyes wide shut
- Fail better
- Faith and Fortitude
- false hood
- fame game
- family man
- fannying about
- fapulous
- fauxy
- Fear or loathing?
- festive season
- fight them on the screenplays
- final countdown
- first flush
- flake news
- flashback
- flatus
- flickr
- fly away
- focus
- food for thought
- food of love
- Foot-In-Mouth
- Footsie
- for one night only
- freefall
- from the archive
- from the bad times to the good
- ftw!
- full disclosure
- funghi
- gahd bless 'em
- Gee & T
- Georgia on his mind
- gimme a break
- glasshouses
- Glaugh out gloud
- Glorianna
- glorious food
- glory days
- Go placidly
- gobstopper
- god help us!
- Godspeed
- golden years
- Goldfinger?
- Golly!
- good grief
- gotcha!
- gowl
- gowns & garters
- great expectations
- green light?
- greenwash
- gridlock
- gsoh
- Ha Ha Ha
- hard nosed
- Hard talk
- Hate Mail
- He loves words too
- He's bald and his name is Archie
- head in the sand
- Health
- heaven can wait
- Hello Dolly
- Hennessy
- here's one i made earlier
- Here's to distance!
- Herr Johnson
- high hopes
- Hillbilly Hero-in
- his gonads are nomads
- Hocus Scotus
- hogwash
- hokey cokey govey
- holy god
- honestly
- Honesty
- honesty is such a simple word
- Horribilus!
- horse and carriage
- horsh
- Howdy
- Howl at the moon
- hoy noy
- huzza!
- Huzzah!
- I believe I can fly
- I can't drive when I am merry
- i don't want any fuss
- I say!
- I was fast!
- I worry?
- I'll do anything
- icy dead people
- Il Duce
- in the kingdom of the blind…
- inch by inch
- incroyable
- IndepenDENSE
- into every life…
- Is Facebook calling?
- is it?
- Is that even journalism?
- is that orthodox
- it doesn't pay
- it is rocket science
- It isn't?
- it's a bitch
- It's a chance to grow!
- it's a fact
- It's a knockout!
- It's Brinsanity!
- It's de-Frost-ed!
- It's Him!
- It's protocol
- J-day
- Jailbird
- jaw jaw jaw
- jesus wept
- johnny foreigner's oily tricks
- joint pain
- judge dread
- just 7
- just add water
- just an ordinary hero
- just another wigger
- Just for the hugs…
- just like in the movies?
- just say maybe
- justice for johnny
- karma?
- Keano
- knackers
- Lachrymosity
- langlee
- languorous langur
- lead on
- lean on me
- leave it all on the pitch
- leave Ukraine's kids alone
- legend
- lemon aid 4 fugees
- lesboner
- lessons in love
- let's not?
- Lidl was never this 'fresh'
- life in the fast food lane
- life on the road
- lit fic clique
- live free
- Local
- lockdown love
- loco parentis
- Look into my eyes
- lovely day
- lovely leitrim?
- lying eyes
- Mad for it
- madman
- Magic
- Magic!
- maintenance
- major tom
- mambo no five
- man down
- man in the middle
- Manhunt underway for Quasimodo
- mantrap
- Martaay
- Maybe even a music festival
- me neither
- me old mucus
- Megharry
- Mick 'micturate' Turey
- Mickturation
- milk snatcher
- milking it
- Mindlessness
- miracle on mainstreet
- mister ed
- monumental
- moonraker
- Most trusted?
- mothers' milk
- mountain to climb
- mr bean
- mummy knows best
- musn't grumble
- my way
- nailed
- national emergency
- Nature
- nature abhors
- naughty tory
- New age sage
- new fatwa
- News
- NHS?
- nibbles
- nice work
- nimby
- no bants
- no call recall
- no denying it
- No going back now
- no sweat
- no way!
- No!
- not even a soupcon
- not in the face?
- not so fast
- nothing left to lose
- nothing says I love you like…
- nothing to see here
- notorious
- numbers game
- numbnuts
- oddball
- Oh lordy!
- oink, oink
- oink, oink!
- old school
- on this day…
- one in the eye
- one is not amusing
- one jar leads to another
- oops!
- Opinion
- outcast
- owner: vladimir putin
- oy vey!
- Pafo!
- pants
- pants-on-fire
- paper tiger
- pappa don't preach
- parity of esteem?
- park life
- part of what we are
- patriot games?
- Paws fur thought
- pestminster polecat affair
- Phil
- philosophy
- Pig out
- pikey prince
- pinball wizard
- Pinocchio
- Planet of the Apes
- plausible deniability
- playful
- Please release me
- poll axed?
- positive thinking
- posterity
- potty talk
- power shower
- pray you catch me
- predator
- pretty
- pretty woman
- prison sprinkler system
- Priti vacant
- pro bono
- pro-test
- protect & serve
- protocall
- proud boy
- Proud of yourself?
- Psychiatry
- puppy love
- pushing the envelope
- quack quack
- quid pro quo
- quis seperabit
- rain dance
- Rat pack
- raw courage
- reaching out
- real class
- Referendump
- regime change?
- rejoice!
- release the hounds!
- Remoaner?
- Respect
- rich man's world
- rictus idioticus
- ride on
- Risky Business
- rocket man
- roleplay
- Rome rule?
- room with a view of the roundabout
- roots
- rough trade
- Rule Britannia?
- rules waved again
- Saddle Up
- sail away with me
- salty dog
- santa baby
- say cheese
- sayin' nuthin
- scary-hairy?
- Scooby-Do?
- scoop
- scratch that
- screw that
- scrumpy jack
- Secrets & Lies
- See?
- self help
- self service
- self-help
- self-made?
- semper fatalis
- Send in the gunboats
- senior moment?
- set my people free
- shame
- Shame!
- sharona
- she'll get medieval on your ass
- she's got the look
- Sheeyite!
- shocker
- shoot me now
- shoots from the hip
- showbiz
- showoff
- sicko
- sidekick
- Siege of Troy
- simba
- simply the best
- skin deep
- slammin' & bammin'
- slebridee
- sliding doors
- smell the coffee
- smh
- smother and farther
- Smother's Day is next!
- snore no more
- snout
- snow laughing matter
- so low not solo
- so not racist
- So sad!
- So there!
- soft soap
- Softly, softly
- sole mate
- Some crack…
- soul searching
- Speech defect
- spit-it-out
- state your position
- stay alert
- stay alert?
- stay on point
- stay safe
- stealer's wheel
- sticky situation
- stitch up
- stone cold
- street life
- Strewf
- stuffed
- Suits you!
- Sunburned!
- supermasticator
- Sure twas on expenses!
- Swear ta God!
- sweary mary
- sweet baby jesus
- Swinetrek
- T&Cs apply
- take away the shame
- take my breath away
- take my hand
- taking the piss?
- Tales of the Unexpected
- talking heads
- taste bud
- tax and spend
- tear down this wall
- technocrass
- Teed off!
- Tell us more
- that dares not speak its name
- The 'Manspreading Master'
- the bare facts
- the bastards
- the bollywood fart
- The Dear Leader
- the devil made them do it
- The Dolores I never met
- the elvis of bland
- the empire strikes back
- the good life
- the hard neck
- the law won
- the little people?
- The meaning of life
- the moron's oxymoron
- the new journalism
- the non-apology apology
- the oldest swinger
- the oven ready one?
- the thin blue line
- the thing is
- the thinker
- the twilight zone
- The way you make me feel
- the west's awake
- the wisdom of crowds
- thegoat!
- there ain't no cure
- think of the children
- This Christmas
- this was all foretold
- three is a magic no
- three lions
- three times a lady
- To boldly go
- tone deaf
- Too far gone!
- too shy shy
- top marx
- total eclipse
- totally rad
- Trumped up
- Trumpstein
- truthiness
- Turner
- tweak or twerp?
- twice shy
- two turtledoves
- two way street
- Uncategorized
- under a cloyed
- under pressure
- undercooked
- unspeakable
- until proven otherwise…
- Upchuck
- virtue signalling?
- vox populi
- Wad
- wanchor
- war and peace
- war games
- we are all individuals
- we are not alone
- we may never know
- We may never know…
- we've grown apart
- wee and free
- wee newty
- what a circus
- What are the chances
- what are the odds?
- what does it mean?
- what next!
- Whee
- When Doves Cry
- whiskey didn't kill the pain
- whiskey tango foxtrot
- white lie
- white power
- wild west
- will it hurt?
- win
- winging it
- winsome
- wispas
- wooly tunes
- work it good
- wrath of god
- wreck job
- wtf
- WWJD
- Xposé
- yesterday's papers
- You can't handle the truth
- you can't make the farmers happy
- you choose
- you hum it
- You need me on that wall!
- you really got me
- you tell me
- young love
- ziggy played geee-taw
- Zoned
- 싱글벙글