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- Landlords Will Exit The Market If They Have To Fix The Sewage Leaking Into Your Kitchen
- Number Of Houses Not Being Built Needs To Double
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- First Time The Truth Travelled Faster Than A Lie
- Ordinary Decent Liars of Fox News Furious With High-Profile Liars Of Fox News
- We Smoked Ourselves To Death And It Never Did Us Any Harm, Man With Only half A Lung Tells Grandson
- Musk Embracing Managerial Incompetence Like It’s An Emerging Art Form
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- Brexiters Outraged The King Has Met A Politician
- Taliban Ask Andrew Tate To Be New Minister For Women’s Welfare
- Male Birth Control Pill 100% Effective For Men Who Aren’t Lying About Taking It
- SF Asking Voters To Swap Northern Failure For Southern Failure
- DUP Denies It’s In Greater Need Of A Heart Than Boy On Transplant List
- America Agrees To Pay Reparations For Emily In Paris
- Colossal Earthquake Obviously God’s Punishment For Some Minor Rule Breach
- Bright Side Of The Road Closed Until Further Notice
- Police Reject Candidate Who Isn’t Turned On By Corpse Pics
- Marie Kondo To Spend More Time With Her Money
- The Minister For Lip Service To Broken Promises Will See You Now
- Fish ‘Abducted By Aliens’ Before Being Put Back In Water
- Motorcyclist Thrown Over Handlebars Still Experiencing Amazing Sense Of Freedom
- Stoner Loner’s Painful Boner, Leads To Prolonged Epic Moaner
- Nobody Knows More About Contempt Than I Do, Enoch Burke Tells Court
- “My Personal Healthcare Choices Should Be As Private As My Wife’s Tax Affairs Once Were” – Sunak
- Man Who’s ‘Not Getting Anything Off This New Weed’, Just Passed Out
- A Beginner’s Guide To Embroidery By George Santos
- Residents’ Annual Clean Up ‘Another Great Success’
- Local Paper Exposes Cruelty Behind Christmas Tree Farming
- Prince Andrew Swears He Won’t Be A ‘Handsy’ Santa This Christmas
- Man Planning To Pretend FTX Gift Vouchers Still Worth Something
- People Don’t Understand What World Cup Means To Local Alcoholic
- Musk Says Voter Fraud Cost Him Twitter Poll
- Ukrainian Town’s Name Sounds Like An Old Man Trying To Clear His Throat
- Ready4Rishi To Restore Trust In Politics By Smashing The Nurses Strike?
- England Quite Relaxed About White Player Missing Penalty
- International Relief Agencies Warned About Irish Snow
- Irish Times Poll Finds Strong Support For Rejoining The Union
- Self-Made Man Eager To Share That Information
- Eric Trump Claims His Father Fought For His Country In Two Wars
- Spite Is A Renewable Energy
- Man’s Affair Is Having An Affair
- Met Éireann Denies El Niño Began In Mayo
- Serpents Of God Disclose Assets of €57m As Abuse Claims Increase
- Fifa Confirms Players In WC Final Must Convert To Islam
- Man’s Taxes Paid For National Children’s Hospital, Airport Runway And Port Tunnel
- Hungry Pupils Will Be Taught To Sing Their Troubles Away
- Dinner Invite Said Nothing About Taking Your Shoes Off
- Man Says Nostradamus Predicted He’d Get Flu
- Sleepy Joe Smokes America’s Biggest Ham For The Second Time
- McShirty Seen Screaming Into Liffey
- Putin Threatens To Go Scuba Diving Again To Restore Russian Army’s Reputation
- Fianna Fail Paralysed By McShirty Row
- McSharry No Longer Speaking To Himself
- My Second Best Vomit
- PIGS In Space With First Irish Satellite
- Woman Remembers The Good Old Days When Everyone Had TB
- Truss Latest To Be Voted Out Of The House
- Shop Assistant Too Wasted For Small Talk
- Truss Says She’s Now Prepared To Be Popular
- Police Confirm No Suspects In Death Of Angela Lansbury
- A TG4 Newsreader Is Not A Celebrity
- Jump In Price Of Mica Sends Cost Of Children’s Hospital Soaring
- Poor Not Doing Poverty Right
- Putin Says Last Oligarch’s Death “Really Was Accidental”
- We’ve Heard Enough From Experts, Truss Tells IMF
- Trump Classifies Entire Democratic Party Ahead Of Midterms
- NI Census: Still More Pricks Than Kicks
- Britain Leads World At Pageantry Because The World Couldn’t Care Less About Pageantry
- Enoch Burke Fails To Get Court Order Cancelling Free Speech
- Queen’s Death: Were The Jews Responsible?
- Man Recalls Time The Queen Said Something
- Putin Says UK Needs A Democratically Elected PM, Not A ‘Golf Club President’
- Brexit Britain ‘Free At Last’ To Frolic In Its Own Filth
- Irish Times Wins ‘Natural Home Of Middle-Class Angst’ Award For A Record Breaking 36th Year
- Hardly Worth A Landlord’s While Being In Politics These Days
- Robert Troy: “If I Didn’t Read The Rules, How Can I Be Accused Of Breaking Them?”
- Minister Has Nothing Left To Hide Because The Media Have Seen To That
- Bishop Sick Of All This Turn The Other Cheek Crap
- Trump Supporter Has Had It With Those JackBooted Thugs From The Vincent De Paul
- Tory Hunger Games Move To Northern Ireland
- Truss Says If Elected She Will Protect The Queen From The Church Of England
- No 10 To Support Free Speech By Censoring Critics
- Truss Tells Families Hit By Energy Crisis To Wrap Themselves In The Flag To Keep Warm
- Johnson Accused Of Behaving Like A Frenchman
- President’s Wife Says She Wasn’t Elected To Be Silent
- The Arab Islands, The Cliffs Of Moherfucker And Milftown Malbay
- Driverless Police Car Chases Driverless Car
- Rees-Mogg Urges Leadership Contenders To “Stay Focused On Keeping It Creepy”
- Democrats Too Busy Worrying If They’re Being Unfair To Somebody, To Get Their Act Together
- Bonfire Builder To Be Cremated Atop Pyre He Died Helping To Build
- “Your Chagall’s Worth Shag All,” Woman Told
- NUIG To Be Renamed UG – Loss Of Letters ‘N’ And ‘I’ Blamed On “Cutbacks”
- Varadkar Accuses Doherty Of Mitching, Stealing Apples & Smoking Behind School Bike Shed
- Alito Teaches Rednecks Meaning Of “Egregiously” By Using Egregiously Wrong Example
- Trump: “I Win Anyway Because I Stuffed The Supreme Court!”
- Famous People Are Never Happy, Says Man Who’s Watched ‘A Star Is Born’ 8 Times
- The Tide Comes In Twice A Day, So A Line In The Sand Only Lasts Twelve Hours
- President Accused Of Breaking Official Secrets Act By Referring To Housing Crisis
- Daily Mail Strongly Supports Rant By Daily Mail
- Bojo’s Lost His Mojo
- Johnson Forgives Sue Gray
- Churchill Made Sense Of Chaos, Johnson Is Chaos
- Local Man Donates His Old Underwear To Ukraine
- Derry Girls Dictionary: All The Slang Explained
- Musk Says Flight Attendant Never Truly Loved His Scarred, Tattooed Penis
- Wagatha: Winner To Meet Amber Heard In The Final
- Harry Styles Feels Most Beautiful When He’s Asleep
- Asylum Seekers To Be Flown To Africa To “Save Them From Trafficking”
- NUIG ‘Klingon’ Row Splits Board
- Turf Burning To Be Restricted To Areas Where Turf Is Burned
- Putin Says “Haters Gonna Hate”
- Neutrality: We’ve Tried Everything Else, Coveney Says, We Might As Well Try Honesty
- What To Do When Your Ex Makes A 40-Under-40 List
- Putin Joins Truth Social After Trump Reassures Him About The Truth Part
- “You’re Not An International Woman” No Excuse For Ignoring International Women’s Day
- UK Declares Nth Korea’s Jong-un A “Wrong ‘Un” After ICBM Launch
- Truth Is The First Casualty Of Boris Johnson
- Homeless Irishwoman Applies For Ukrainian Citizenship
- I Know Just How Ukrainians Must Feel Because I Had A Really Bad Day At Work
- Britain Leads World’s Slowest Crackdown On Oligarchs
- I Worry About America, Says Rape Accused
- “Nazis” Working Closely With Israel To Evacuate Jews
- “But I’m Churchill,” Wails Boris, “Not Zelenskiy”
- I Don’t Know What A Brothel Smells Like Either, Says Jeffrey Donaldson
- Specsavers Offer Jim Allister Free Eye Test
- Alan Kelly Resignation: Public Shocked To Learn He Was Labour Leader
- 7 Things Zelenskiy And Putin Have In Common
- We’re All Ukrainians Now, Says Irishman Refusing To Order Girlfriend A ‘Black Russian’ Cocktail
- Say What You Like About Putin But At Least He’s A Christian Who Firmly Believes In The Death Penalty
- “I Know A Liar When I See One,” Johnson To Tell Putin
- Rees–Mogg: “I Didn’t Know What ‘Oven–Ready’ Brexit Meant Because Nanny Does All The Cooking”
- Sean Fleming Opens Up About His Learning Disability
- ‘Why Does Everything Happen To Me?’ Wonders Simon ‘Calamity’ Coveney
- From Ryanair To Swineair – Carrier Voted Worst Short-Haul Airline
- Mary Lou’s Eyebrow Flickers Briefly, In Move Not Sanctioned By IRA Council
- World In Shock After Unionist Cracks Passable Joke
- Fat Cat In Flat Cap, Makes Another Fake Flap
- Trump Says He Will Ask His Boss Not To Invade Ukraine
- You Won’t Believe What Happened Next, Drone Operator Chuckles
- Nobody Warned Me I Was Breaking My Own Rules
- Millionaires Say Focus On Billionaires Damaging Their Self-Esteem
- Awky Momo For Royal Yoyo
- Johnson Says He Thought Party Was Work Because He Doesn’t Know What Work Looks Like
- Doctors Hoping To Put A Human Heart Into Boris Johnson
- Mayo To Be Renamed ‘Rooney Country’
- If Even One Person Can Learn From Woman’s Mistake, She’ll Be Happy
- Why Christmas Is A Special Time For Ian Bailey
- Farmers Not Happy About Something
- Man Who Bit Off Player’s Ear “Done An Awful Lot For Under-21 Football”
- Film Critic Unmoved By Flight Attendant’s Safety Demonstration
- Old Man Used To Be A New Man
- New Motorcycle Owner Wants Unbelievable Freedom Of Riding In Single File
- Death Of Dairy Farmer’s Son Who Milked Ireland
- Woman Watching The Crown Wants Her Tea Served Just Like That
- Nigel ‘Fool Me Twice’ Farage, Fooled Twice
- Man Willing To Do That Job Where You Have To Spit Out Wine
- SF Offer Hunger Strike Musical For NI Celebration
- Man Found Masturbating In Aldi, “Very Comfortable With His Sexuality”
- Man Who Crashed Into Police Station Is The Real Victim
- Woman Steps Outside Her Comfort Zone To Laugh Extra Hard At Boss’s Inane Joke
- Her Majesty Will Be Offended If I Don’t Get A Window Seat, Donaldson Tells Stewardess
- Woman Who Was ‘Proud To Be Unmasked, Unmuzzled And Unvaccinated’, Muzzled For Ever Now
- Children Refuse To Confirm Boris Johnson Their Father
- Woman Who Thought She Was Dating A Priest, Learns He Was Just A Guy Wearing His Dead Uncle’s Clothes
- People Who Once Objected To Presidential Visits, Now Demanding Presidential Visits
- Anti-abortion Advocate Wants Right To Choose When It Comes To Vaccine
- Where Do You Stand On The Whole Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Swollen Balls Debate?
- Senator Wants Child Tax Credits Tied To Adorable Street Urchins Who Can Sing And Dance
- Texan Who Takes His Mobile Everywhere, Refuses To Be “Tracked By The Vaccine”
- There Are No Losers Here Today, Winner Tells Losers
- Kerryman Delighted It’s Raining In Dublin
- I Too Was Sceptical When I First Heard About This Amazing New Product, Says Salesman Selling New Product
- German Woman Whose Letters Never Arrived, Now Knows Why It’s Pronounced ‘Un Post’
- Acid Reflux: What It Is And How To Avoid Ryan Tubridy
- Death Of First Man To Say Shite On The Radio
- Judge Refuses To ‘Blame It On The Boogie’
- The Ballad Of Brave Sir Jeffrey
- Spending On Union Flags To Double In Response To Fall Of Kabul
- Man Just Following His Pecker Around
- ‘Guardian Reader’ Is Not An Occupation, Jobseeker Told
- People “Way Too Smart To Believe The BBC”, Way Too Stupid To Find It
- Met Éireann Blames Status Yellow Rain Warning On “Covid-19”
- Ireland ‘One Of World’s Five Best Places’ To Survive Next Collapse Of Irish Society
- Actions Of Three Americans Create Enough Carbon Emissions To Kill One Person, Study Finds, But It’s Never Donald Trump
- Support For A Border Poll To Be Made A Hate Crime
- Johnny Skunk And Mary Gargle’s Romance ‘Is Growing All The Time’
- People With Bigger Noses Demand A Bigger Mask
- Papal Anus Getting Millions Of Hits
- Truthteller Gonna Let That One Slide
- Woman Looking At Methane Capture System For Husband
- Judaeo-Christian God So Weak He Needs GOP’s Protection
- Conspiracy Theorist Just Wants To Know Why 88 Year Old Man Died
- Blueshirt Barrister Besieged By Ivana Batshit
- Queen To Get Completely Wankered Tonight
- Royal Fantasising About Bloodbath That Would Make Him King
- Donaldson Hoots As Poots Scoots
- Naked Hypocrisy Of “Wee” Sammy
- True Value Of The Sun Was Always Zero
- ‘Lad With A Biro In Dublin’ Must Be Dealt With
- Those Who Always Said The Innocent Have Nothing To Worry About, Not Saying It Now
- Party That Won’t Accept A Catholic Monarch Accepts A Catholic PM
- Apparently It’s Empowering For Your Teenage Daughter To Dress Like A Whore
- Woman Will Only Read Book She Objects To When It’s Banned
- Stegosaurus’ Sour Guest
- Martin Blames Housing Crisis On Cyber Attack
- Pat Kenny’s Wife Confirms He’s Very Much His Own Man
- As We Ponder The Palestinian Death Toll, We Should Not Forget Stones Were Thrown At An Israeli Car
- Grateful World Thanks DUP For Its Silence
- Battle For Soul Of GOP Delayed By Last Minute Search For Soul Of GOP
- Man Not Sure What He Ever Did To Montezuma
- That Little Girl Was Me, Kamala Harris Screams At Little Girl Selling Lemonade
- Northern Ireland Warned Of ‘Dangerous Political Vacuum’ In Boris Johnson
- Middle Aged Couple Who Hold Hands In Public Viewed With Suspicion By Neighbours
- Mayo To Get Dial-Up Internet Access
- Monkey Hotly Denies It Doesn’t Know Any Bowie Songs
- Work Underway On Covid Website That Will Crash When Public Try To Use It
- Penniless Outsider Who Adapted Well To A Life Of Great Wealth And Privilege
- Sincerity Rears Its Ugly Head
- Town Slightly Nearer To Dublin Looks Down On Town Slightly Farther From Dublin
- Navy Seal Will Take No More Female Prisoners
- There Is No Such Thing As Luminous Prose, Man Screams At The Irish Times
- Man Drinking In Airport Bar Has Seen Things He Doesn’t Want To Talk About, Ok?
- Don’t Make Same Mistakes I Made, Says Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall The Mistakes He Made
- Paschal Donohoe ‘Still On’ Puberty Blockers He Was Prescribed As A Teen
- And Then I Told The NHS It Was The Best We Could Do!
- Last Week’s Controversies Overtaken By New Ones, Just In Time For Angry Newspaper Columnists
- We May Never Know The Truth, Says Minister Feeding Documents Into Paper Shredder
- Harry To Oprah: ‘I Have No Idea What Our Dreams Are, Only Meghan Knows’
- Oh No I’ve Ruined It, Says Mom Trying To Tell Joke
- Queen’s Joke “Proves” She Hasn’t Lost Her Sense Of Humour
- Former Governor Of Bank Of England Would “Rather Be Seen In Prison Than In Pontins”
- Eamon ‘Skullduggery’ Ryan FTW
- Local Man Would Really Like To Punch HR Guy’s Lights Out
- Now Look What You Made Me Do, Man Screams At Wife
- We Used To Have An Empire Says Englishman Whose Car Won’t Start
- 83% Of Nurses Who Work In Empty Hospitals Don’t Believe In The Virus
- Single Woman Who Likes A Good Cry, Looking Forward To Bawling Eyes Out On Valentine’s Night
- If The Deep State Really Exists, Then Why Couldn’t It Prevent Trump Impeachment Trial
- UK Aghast Weapons It Sold To Pariah State Used In Coup
- Vaccinated Woman Claims Zombies Just Run Past Her Now
- Court Spares Man Who Has Whole Life Of Racism In Front Of Him
- Nobody Knows What Colour The Sky Is, On Marjorie Taylor Greene’s World
- AstraZeneca CEO Says It’s Amazing What You Can Find Down The Back Of A Sofa
- Castlebar Man Not Sold “A Gay Computer”
- Patriarchy Objects To Stereotyping By Women Who Should Be At Home Rearing Their Children
- Boris Voted Britain’s Biggest Cockwomble
- QAnon Renames Itself QOnan After Poll Of Members Favourite Activity
- Five Years Sober. Can I Bore The Hole Off You About It?
- The Special Meaning Behind Biden’s Inauguration Outfit
- White House Pardons All Of Trump’s Allies
- The Guy Did Something Like That In The Bible Once?
- Is It Wrong To Say Miss Bum Bum Has ‘One Hell Of An Ass’?
- Martin Addresses Covid Issue On Everyone’s Lips: St Patrick’s Day Trip To White House
- Try This Simple Trick To Eliminate Dust – Turn On The Vacuum Cleaner
- Maskhole “Just Wants To Know What They’re Not Telling Us?”
- Man Whose Wife Told Him ‘You’re Not Getting Pulled Chicken’, Wants To Know If They’re Still Talking About Food
- Habeas Brexit
- Gardai Say It Was ‘Only Fair’ To Shoot Man Without Gun, With Guns They Were Given To Shoot At People With Guns
- Harder To Dispose Of A Body Over The Festive Season Than You’d Think, Wife Tells Best Friend
- Man Planning Selfless Act Surprised By How Much Self He Actually Has
- The State’s Next Apology
- The Carry On Cockney Pearly Queen With A Heart Of Gold Who Shagged A Kray And One Of The Bee Gees
- Woman Beating Man At Something In Movie, As Unexpected As The Kid Who Has Cancer Being Elected Class President
- WWII Bomber On Moon Stolen By China
- Unionist Outraged At Being Reminded NI Not British
- Still No Sign Of German Car Industry ‘Forcing The Bundestag To Capitulate’ Over Brexit
- No Hurry With Moon Rocks, World Tells China
- Manufacturing Happy To Continue Rape Of Earth So Your TV Snacks Come Individually Wrapped In Plastic
- Celebrity Chefs Race To Be First To Cook New Species Of Monkey
- White Woman Who “Knows” She Has To Be Better Than A Man To Succeed, Not So Sure A Black Woman Has To Be Better Than Her To Succeed
- “Is This A Hill You Want To Die On?” Priest Asks 5-Year-Old Having Tantrum
- Woman Was Under The Impression She Owned A Waterproof Jacket
- Post Trump Stress Disorder Sweeps America
- Giuliani Calls Narnia For Trump
- Varadkar Appears In Zorro Costume For Dáil Statement
- Ireland Says Thanks For Putting Us Back In Lockdown, Conspiracy Dicks
- Tell Me Again The Difference Between Homiesexual, Homosexual and Metrosexual, Mother Asks Teenage Son
- Man Wearing Mask Under Nose Blames Students For Spread Of Virus
- It Isn’t. Are You?
- Dog Dragging Its Balls Along Carpet ‘Understands Every Word Woman Says’
- Paris Hilton Campaign To Prove She’s “Not An Airhead” Has Some Way To Go
- Coronavirus Moved By Support Received In Fight Against You-Know-Who
- Second Confirmed Case Of Coronavirus In A Pig
- Viable Device Found By Husband Who’s Not
- Trump’s Biggest Lie Visible From International Space Station
- Soldier Recalls Iraqi Kids He Gave Chocolate To Had ‘Ugly Sense Of Entitlement’
- Woman Thinks “World Would Be A Far Better Place, If We Were All Just A Little Bit Nicer To Each Other”
- EU Country Says If EU Was Planning To Blockade Part Of It Then EU Country Would Probably Know About It
- Man Singing “Leave A Light On For Me” To Warn Wife He’ll Be Legless When He Gets In
- Boy Hanging From Window Ledge Can’t Wait To See Which Superhero Saves Him
- Man Who Looks Like Shroud Of Turin Has No Idea Why He’s Stopped And Searched So Often
- Deputy Noel Grievance ‘Still Waiting’ For Clarification On Inaccurate World Bank Figures
- Donald Tantrum Strikes Again!
- Wife Cancelled Date Night Even Though Husband Had Already Brushed Teeth
- Parish History Omits Time Fr Mike Blew The Bingo Fund At The Galway Races
- Ed Sheeran Announces Arrival Of First Hobbit Born In Captivity
- Man Feared For His Life When UFO Lights Dragged His Car Towards Dogging Spot
- Incredible New Anti-Snoring Device Takes Ireland By Storm
- Gov Using A Torch To Search For Darkness
- New Trumpadvisor Site To Rate President’s Lunacies
- Asian Couple Name Son “CEO Amir Patel” To Give Him ‘Headstart In Business’
- Wife Says All Husband Does Is ‘Make Carbon Dioxide’
- Doheny & Nesbitt School Of Economics, Badly Hit By Economics
- Eamon ‘I, Robot’ Ryan
- Loyalists Confuse EU Flag With Isis Flag…Again
- Trump Support Among Married First Cousins In Freefall
- Man Singing ‘My Heart Will Go On’ Suffers Cardiac Arrest
- UK Like ‘A Leper Threatening To Shun Flu Victims’
- For Once, Boris Pulls Out!
- Given Rape Is No Longer An Offence In England & Wales, Is There Any Chance A Cell Could Be Found For A Sex Pest MP?
- Mayor’s Job “One Step Up From Being Town’s Most Colourful Drunk”
- New Doctor First Black Man To See Irish Woman’s Tits
- ‘Calm Down Love,’ Journalist Told After Asking ‘Hello, Is That The Garda Press Office?’
- British Democracy Safe Johnson Says Because “I Never Let A Woman Urinate On Me Like Trump Did”
- Stephen Collins Accuses Newton Emerson Of Being ‘Soft On Sinn Féin’
- Turns Out Mass Death Is Worse For Economy Than Mass Unemployment
- Scotland ‘Top Target’ For Political Interference By Johnson Regime
- Popularity Of Indian Food Proves Ireland ‘Definitely Not Racist’
- North Korea Furious As America Retakes No 1 ‘Joke-Leader’ Slot
- No Accountant Was Harmed In The Making Of This Movie
- Student Who Made Mockingbird Pie ‘In Honour of Harper Lee’, Admits He Never Read The Book
- How Big Jack Taught Us To Love Proust, Speak Softly And Play The Tin Whistle
- Cowen Forced To Deny He Was Man Gardai Found Being Whipped On Buttocks
- Foster Urges Loyalists To Move Their Sectarian Hatred Online In Order To Meet Virus Restrictions
- It’s All Over For Big Jack Who’s Headed Home After Final Whistle Blown On Game Of Two Halves That Went Into Extra Time It Is Now
- BLM Ennis Threaten To Make Town ‘Ungovernable’ If America Does Not Change
- Amber Heard Found Guilty Of Witchcraft
- Cowen ‘Profoundly Sorry’ He Got Caught
- Committee Set Up To Establish Which Part Of Ireland Kanye West’s Ancestors Come From In Case Of White House Run
- Normally Willie O’Dea Would Defend FF Against Something Like A Failure To Appoint Willie O’Dea But He Can’t…Because He Is Willie O’Dea
- Roger Would Be So Disappointed – Elizabeth Ailes
- Big Oil Wants You To Know It’s Hurting Too
- America Paid Militants To Kill Soldiers But That Was, Like, Back In Olden Times?
- Fuck The Lot A Ye, Screams Mary Coughlan
- Man Usually Gets His Wife’s Way In The End
- Man Arrested For Calling 999 To Report Theft of Air Guitar
- Boris Killed Londoners Faster Than Hitler
- GOP Unable To Come To The Phone Right Now
- ‘Normal People’ Pollution Reaches Earth’s Last Wilderness
- My Nine Year Old Son Is Depressed In His Bedroom. Should I Let Him Out?
- I Like To Think Of Us As One Big, Happy Family, Says CEO Who’s About To Fire Everyone.
- Quarantine Means “The Terrorists Have Won”
- Man Who Gets Hard-On Every Time A Woman Cries, Can’t Break Up With Girlfriend
- Meat Loaf Told ‘Bat Out Of Hell’ Not Appropriate As Charity Single For Covid Research
- “Call The Midwife,” Screams Constipated Castlebar Man
- New Press Secretary Caught Lying On First Day
- Woman Singing Tina Turner’s “Private Dancer” Quite Confident She’d Make An Excellent Prostitute, If She Absolutely Had To
- “Have You Tried The Wire Brush?” Trump Asks Birx
- Trump Jr. Rips Son For Asking “What Did You Do In The War Daddy?”
- Muslim Woman Who Was Fined For Covering Her Face, Told To Cover Her Face
- Breda O’Brien: Sometimes I Have Impure Thoughts About Pope Francis
- Queen Praises Britain, Britain Praises Queen
- Are You On Vodafone’s ‘Pray As You Go’ Plan?
- Turmoil After Covid Rejects A Pig Like Trump But Accepts A Swine like Johnson
- “Balcony Bingo? Sure It Writes Itself!” Cackles Roddy Doyle
- The Revenue Will Cut You Some Slack But Not Sky
- Man Will Lamp Next One To Mention 1918 Flu Pandemic
- What The BBC Doesn’t Want You To Know About The Virus
- Man Who Was Never ‘One Of Those Weirdos Who Wanted Kids,’ Suddenly Realizes He Needs Kids Not To Look Like A Weirdo
- Coronavirus “God’s Punishment” For Letting Gay Couple On DWTS
- Flood-Weary Farmer Switches To Freshwater Prawn Production
- Hospital Food “Did Not Kill Mouse”
- Why Laboratory Assistants Are Social Lepers
- Flat-Earther Makes Earth A Little Flatter
- Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get
- Ireland In Grip Of Democracy Virus
- Dominic Cummings Penis Transplant
- Castlebar Knew Her ‘When She Was Nobody’
- Senator Noone To Raise Awareness That “You Can’t Say Anything”
- Trump Calls Baghdadi’s Wife ‘Baghmammy’
- Irish Times Amazed By Irishman Living Abroad
- Ritual Of Bridesmaid Claiming She’s Breaking With Tradition By Making A Speech, Already Underway
- Not A Good Idea To Light A Campfire To Pray For Rain, Australians Told.
- Peter Sick Of Being Robbed To Pay Paul
- Where Are Your Children, Don’t You Know The Sally Gap Is Closed?
- Boris: ‘More Than Happy’ To Do Andrew Neil Interview Now.
- If You Break Your Leg Under A Labour Government, It’ll Hurt More, Boris Claims
- ‘Michael Jackson Done It All The Time,’ No Excuse For Rubbing Your Balls In Public, Judge Tells Man
- Boris Johnson ‘About As Convincing As A Hypnotist Who Smokes’
- Man Longs For Day When He Can Resent Intrusion Into Private Life That Fame Brings
- Rapper TI Promises Daughter’s Hymen Check Will Be Biannual From Now On
- Fair City Extra Recalls Time Gaybo Completely Ignored Him In A Lift
- Woman Would Definitely Ride ‘The Hot Priest’
- How Does Kate Middleton Manage To Be So Stylish, with Just A Small Army Of Bootlicking Fashion Advisers Jockeying To Give Her Free Advice?
- Man Waiting Anxiously To See If He Qualifies For Level 8 Tripadvisor Badge
- The Gear I Brought Back From ‘The Dam’ In My Ass
- Man Who Didn’t Suffer Fools Gladly, Was ‘Just Another Dick’
- Sinéad O’Connor Reportedly Strong Enough To Contemplate Another Two Week Marriage
- Man With No Shoes, Unmoved By Sight Of Man With No Feet
- Without The Alcohol That Prevented Him Realizing All His Ambitions, Man Discovers He No Longer Has Any Ambitions
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- beak
- beardy weirdy
- beat it
- because you're worth it
- Believe in better
- bellend
- berk
- better to give
- Big in Japan
- bile
- bitter end
- blowing bubbles
- blue skies
- boo
- boo-hoo
- boo, hiss
- bookish
- borderline
- born to be mild
- born to gurn
- breaking bad
- Breaking News
- brexcitable
- brextraordinary
- britney
- brothelgate
- bubbles
- bummer
- candle in the wind
- car crash
- cardiology codology
- cease fire
- cheaters never prosper
- cherchez la femme
- ching ching
- chosen then frozen
- circle of cliches
- civic spirit
- clapforthenhs
- Clare Continuity
- class
- classic hits
- climactic
- clue: he's not behind you
- confession
- congratulations
- Consulting editor Conrad Black
- contenders
- Coping with coronavirus
- cor blimey?
- cor!
- covfefe
- covidiot proof
- craggy island
- crazy world
- crie de cur
- Crikey, gosh
- Crimeline??
- cruel and unusual
- cry for help
- crystal ball metrics
- cut to the chase
- cyberia
- D'uh!
- Dark arts
- dawn patrol
- daydream believer
- days like this
- Dear Jesus!
- Depp sang "He'll have to go"
- depravity
- difficult woman?
- disbelief
- dog ate my homework
- dolly ditches trolley
- domo arigato
- don't you remember
- Doonbunkum
- Dread softly
- drongo drongo land
- dude perfect
- duke of pork
- Dukkha
- dumb and dumber
- dumb de dumb
- dump meister
- easy mistake
- eco-blather
- ecumenical matters
- ed
- empowering women to enrich him
- end of an era
- epidemic
- eternal anxiety of being
- étrange
- eunuch burke?
- EUrgent
- everybody panic
- everybody scream
- everyone's gone to the moon
- excetera
- Exclusive
- Exclusive!!
- Extremists
- eyes wide shut
- Faith and Fortitude
- fame game
- family man
- fannying about
- fapulous
- fauxy
- Fear or loathing?
- festive season
- fight them on the screenplays
- final countdown
- first flush
- flake news
- flashback
- flatus
- fly away
- focus
- food for thought
- food of love
- Footsie
- for one night only
- freefall
- from the bad times to the good
- ftw!
- full disclosure
- gahd bless 'em
- Gee & T
- gimme a break
- glasshouses
- Glaugh out gloud
- Glorianna
- glorious food
- glory days
- Go placidly
- gobstopper
- god help us!
- golden years
- Golly!
- good grief
- gotcha!
- gowl
- gowns & garters
- great expectations
- green light?
- greenwash
- gridlock
- gsoh
- Ha Ha Ha
- hard nosed
- Hard talk
- Hate Mail
- He loves words too
- he would say that
- He's bald and his name is Archie
- head in the sand
- Health
- heaven can wait
- Hello Dolly
- Hennessy
- here's one i made earlier
- Herr Johnson
- high hopes
- his gonads are nomads
- Hocus Scotus
- hogwash
- hokey cokey govey
- holy god
- honestly
- Honesty
- honesty is such a simple word
- Horribilus!
- horse and carriage
- horsh
- Howdy
- Howl at the moon
- hoy noy
- huzza!
- Huzzah!
- I believe I can fly
- I can't drive when I am merry
- i don't want any fuss
- I say!
- I was fast!
- I worry?
- icy dead people
- Il Duce
- in the kingdom of the blind…
- incroyable
- IndepenDENSE
- into every life…
- Is Facebook calling?
- is it?
- Is that even journalism?
- is that orthodox
- it doesn't pay
- it is rocket science
- It isn't?
- it's a bitch
- It's a chance to grow!
- it's a fact
- It's a knockout!
- It's de-Frost-ed!
- It's Him!
- It's protocol
- Jailbird
- jaw jaw jaw
- jesus wept
- johnny foreigner's oily tricks
- joint pain
- just 7
- just add water
- just an ordinary hero
- just another wigger
- Just for the hugs…
- just say maybe
- justice for johnny
- Kami-Kwasi?
- karma?
- Keano
- knackers
- langlee
- languorous langur
- lead on
- lean on me
- leave it all on the pitch
- legend
- lemon aid 4 fugees
- lesboner
- lessons in love
- let's not?
- Lidl was never this 'fresh'
- life in the fast food lane
- life on the road
- lit fic clique
- Local
- lockdown love
- loco parentis
- Look into my eyes
- lovely leitrim?
- lying eyes
- Mad for it
- madman
- Magic
- Magic!
- maintenance
- major tom
- mambo no five
- man down
- man in the middle
- Manhunt underway for Quasimodo
- mantrap
- Maybe even a music festival
- Megharry
- Mick 'micturate' Turey
- Mickturation
- milking it
- Mindlessness
- miracle on mainstreet
- mister ed
- monumental
- moonraker
- Most trusted?
- mothers' milk
- mountain to climb
- mr bean
- mummy knows best
- my way
- national emergency
- Nature
- nature abhors
- naughty tory
- New age sage
- new fatwa
- News
- nibbles
- nice work
- nimby
- no bants
- no denying it
- No going back now
- no sweat
- no way!
- No!
- not even a soupcon
- not in the face?
- not so fast
- nothing left to lose
- nothing says I love you like…
- nothing to see here
- notorious
- numbers game
- numbnuts
- oddball
- oink, oink
- oink, oink!
- old school
- on this day…
- one in the eye
- One is humbled
- one is not amusing
- one jar leads to another
- Opinion
- owner: vladimir putin
- oy vey!
- pants
- pants-on-fire
- paper tiger
- pappa don't preach
- parity of esteem?
- park life
- part of what we are
- patriot games?
- Paws fur thought
- pestminster polecat affair
- Phil
- philosophy
- Pig out
- pikey prince
- pinball wizard
- Pinocchio
- plausible deniability
- playful
- Please release me
- poll axed?
- positive thinking
- potty talk
- power shower
- pray you catch me
- predator
- pretty
- pretty woman
- prison sprinkler system
- Priti vacant
- pro-test
- protect & serve
- protocall
- proud boy
- Proud of yourself?
- Psychiatry
- puppy love
- pushing the envelope
- quack quack
- quid pro quo
- quis seperabit
- rain dance
- Rat pack
- raw courage
- reaching out
- real class
- Referendump
- regime change?
- rejoice!
- release the hounds!
- Remoaner?
- Respect
- rich man's world
- rictus idioticus
- ride on
- rocket man
- Rome rule?
- room with a view of the roundabout
- roots
- rough trade
- rules waved again
- Saddle Up
- sail away with me
- santa baby
- scary-hairy?
- Scooby-Do?
- scoop
- scratch that
- screw that
- scrumpy jack
- Secrets & Lies
- See?
- self help
- self service
- self-help
- self-made?
- semper fatalis
- Send in the gunboats
- set my people free
- shame
- Shame!
- sharona
- she'll get medieval on your ass
- she's got the look
- Sheeyite!
- shocker
- shoot me now
- showbiz
- sicko
- sidekick
- Siege of Troy
- simba
- simply the best
- skin deep
- slebridee
- sliding doors
- smell the coffee
- smh
- smother and farther
- Smother's Day is next!
- snore no more
- snout
- snow laughing matter
- so low not solo
- so not racist
- So there!
- soft soap
- Softly, softly
- sole mate
- Some crack…
- soul searching
- Speech defect
- spit-it-out
- state your position
- stay alert
- stay alert?
- stay on point
- stay safe
- stealer's wheel
- sticky situation
- stitch up
- stone cold
- street life
- Strewf
- Suits you!
- Sunburned!
- supermasticator
- Sure twas on expenses!
- Swear ta God!
- sweary mary
- sweet baby jesus
- Swinetrek
- T&Cs apply
- take away the shame
- take my breath away
- take my hand
- taking the piss?
- Tales of the Unexpected
- talking heads
- taste bud
- tax and spend
- tear down this wall
- technocrass
- Teed off!
- that dares not speak its name
- The 'Manspreading Master'
- the bare facts
- the bastards
- the bollywood fart
- The Dear Leader
- the devil made them do it
- The Dolores I never met
- the elvis of bland
- the empire strikes back
- the good life
- the hard neck
- the law won
- The meaning of life
- the moron's oxymoron
- the new journalism
- the non-apology apology
- the oldest swinger
- the oven ready one?
- the thin blue line
- the twilight zone
- The way you make me feel
- the west's awake
- the wisdom of crowds
- thegoat!
- there ain't no cure
- think of the children
- This Christmas
- this was all foretold
- three lions
- three times a lady
- To boldly go
- tone deaf
- too shy shy
- top marx
- total eclipse
- totally rad
- Trumpstein
- truthiness
- Turner
- tweak or twerp?
- twice shy
- two turtledoves
- two way street
- Uncategorized
- under a cloyed
- undercooked
- unspeakable
- until proven otherwise…
- Upchuck
- virtue signalling?
- vox populi
- Wad
- wanchor
- war games
- we are all individuals
- we are not alone
- we may never know
- We may never know…
- we've grown apart
- wee and free
- wee newty
- what a circus
- What are the chances
- what are the odds?
- what does it mean?
- what next!
- Whee
- When Doves Cry
- whiskey didn't kill the pain
- whiskey tango foxtrot
- white lie
- wild west
- will it hurt?
- win
- winging it
- winsome
- wispas
- work it good
- wrath of god
- wreck job
- wtf
- Xposé
- yesterday's papers
- You can't handle the truth
- you can't make the farmers happy
- you choose
- you hum it
- You need me on that wall!
- you really got me
- young love
- ziggy played geee-taw
- Zoned
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