In an ancient, time honoured ritual, Prince Harry bagged up his son’s first, still-hot dump and abruptly chucked it at the queen, yelling ‘Catch!’
Her Majesty is believed to have caught it, cackled and just as quickly thrown it to Prince Philip who wrinkled his nose and grimly instructed an aide to ‘keep it for the Prince of Wales…he’s into organic shit!”
The touching scene occurred after the young Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor ‘s parents held a meet-the-press for the Queen’s eighth greatgrandchild.
At time of going to press, conspiracy theorists were zeroing in on the fact that Archibald is an anagram of ‘arab child’ but were unable to make anything further of this entirely random coincidence.
A situation experienced alt-right watchers expect to be fully remedied before long.