Prone to pique and pissfits.
The smile that says 'Don't worry, I'm just like you!'
"I no longer think of myself as Irish," 22 year old who moved to London six weeks ago simpers, "I now regard myself as English!"
Watching 'the family Fritzl' way, judged deeply disturbing
Critics dismiss singer's banjo based version of 'September', as "worse than Take That's cover of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'"
Insists planetary orbits within our solar system, govern daily life in distant galaxies
Portly Nightclub Bouncer Mick Glashan claimed he narrowly avoided a case of 'female genital mutilation' when an unhappy customer 'took a violent swing' at his groin with a large 'clutch bag'.
It definitely didn't make him any happier.
He can 'speak in tongues' though?
Halligan will have to go!