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16/06/2021

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Indian Waiter Faints After Customer Orders Dessert
Man Relieved He Has ‘Boner Fider’ Boner
Her Majesty Will Be Offended If I Don’t Get A Window Seat, Donaldson Tells Stewardess
Vaccinated Woman Claims Zombies Just Run Past Her Now
There Are No Losers Here Today, Winner Tells Losers
The Ballad Of Brave Sir Jeffrey
Man Just Following His Pecker Around
People Too Smart To Believe The BBC, Too Stupid To Find It
Support For A Border Poll To Be Made A Hate Crime
Johnny Skunk And Mary Gargle’s Romance ‘Is Growing All The Time’
Papal Anus Getting Millions Of Hits
Blueshirt Barrister Besieged By Ivana Batshit
Judaeo-Christian God So Weak He Needs GOP’s Protection
Queen To Get Completely Wankered Tonight
Naked Hypocrisy Of Wee Sammy
Conspiracy Theorist Just Wants To Know Why 88 Year Old Man Died
True Value Of The Sun Was Always Zero
Man Not Sure What He Ever Did To Montezuma
Eamon ‘Skullduggery’ Ryan FTW
Royal Fantasising About Bloodbath That Would Make Him King
Apparently It’s Empowering For Your Teenage Daughter To Dress Like A Whore
Those Who Always Said The Innocent Have Nothing To Worry About, Not Saying It Now
Pat Kenny’s Wife Confirms He’s Very Much His Own Man