Giuliani Calls Narnia For Trump

Giuliani Calls Narnia For Trump

Former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani has called Narnia for Donald Trump, claiming it takes him “over the line”.

Responding to press questions outside a Florida counting centre, he denied he himself had been ‘over the line’ recently when he accompanied a 25 year old woman back to her hotel room where he lay on the bed, fumbling in his trousers.

He again claimed he hadn’t been duped by the woman, an actor playing a character in Sasha Baron Cohen’s new Borat movie. And insisted he had simply been “looking for something” in his trousers.

Giuliani abruptly walked away when a group of onlookers began chanting, “Zip it up! Zip it up!”