“Have You Tried The Wire Brush?” Trump Asks Birx

“Have You Tried The Wire Brush?” Trump Asks Birx

At an early morning briefing today, Donald Trump turned to the task force response coordinator Dr Deborah Birx and asked “Have you tried the wire brush? I hear very good things about it. The British used it on everything and they got great results”.

As Dr Birx shook her head in bewilderment, he added, “You don’t want to get it after the other two guys though? One had piles I think and the other was, was, not in good health either, so you have to get it before either of them.”

The president later tweeted #coronavirusvaccine “Farts! The virus doesn’t like farts either…these are all good leads…write them down!”