.

(bone) spur of the moment?

2012 memo

2x2

420

9 to 5

a funny thing happened

a heinous anus

A la recherche

a little help?

a state of chasis

A vast emptiness

a wooster's word

above politics

Act normal

adorably tender

affront to democracy

against the grain

ali-moany

an assortment

analysis

ancient creek

and that's a fact

and then where will they be?

baby biffo

Back to the 80s

back to the future

bagatelle

Ballad of BOJO

  • The Actor Boris ‘Crikey’ Johnson

    Boris Johnson's very posh,It doesn't stop him talking tosh.Boris Johnson's upper class,It doesn’t stop him being an ass. If Boris doesn't like your race,He'll make fun…

barbie girl

barf

Bás in Eirinn

beak

beat it

because you're worth it

Believe in better

bellend

berk

better to give

bile

blue skies

boo

boo-hoo

  • Donald Tantrum Strikes Again!

    The president lashed out at the 'fake news media' today for not giving him credit for "keeping Americans safe". "I broke the news that the…

boo, hiss

bookish

born to gurn

breaking bad

brexcitable

brextraordinary

britney

candle in the wind

cheaters never prosper

cherchez la femme

  • Giuliani Calls Narnia For Trump

    Former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani has called Narnia for Donald Trump, claiming it takes him "over the line". Responding to press questions outside a…

ching ching

circle of cliches

civic spirit

class

classic hits

climactic

clue: he's not behind you

confession

congratulations

Consulting editor Conrad Black

contenders

Coping with coronavirus

cor!

covfefe

covidiot proof

Crimeline??

cruel and unusual

cry for help

D'uh!

Dark arts

dawn patrol

days like this

Depp sang "He'll have to go"

depravity

disbelief

dog ate my homework

dolly ditches trolley

domo arigato

  • Eamon ‘I, Robot’ Ryan

    Green Party leader Eamon Ryan is routinely referred to as "i, robot" in a new WhatsApp group set up by party activists, according to The…

don't you remember

Dread softly

drongo drongo land

dude perfect

dumb de dumb

dump meister

eco-blather

ecumenical matters

ed

empowering women to enrich him

end of an era

epidemic

  • Ireland In Grip Of Democracy Virus

    Micheal Martin has become the latest victim of the democracy virus which the World Health Organisation has confirmed, is sweeping Ireland. "I've always respected democracy,"…

eternal anxiety of being

EUrgent

everybody panic

everyone's gone to the moon

excetera

Extremists

fame game

family man

fannying about

fapulous

fauxy

Fear or loathing?

festive season

fight them on the screenplays

final countdown

first flush

flake news

flashback

fly away

focus

food for thought

food of love

for one night only

freefall

from the bad times to the good

ftw!

  • Dominic Cummings Penis Transplant

    No 10 has confirmed Dominic Cummings has been grafted onto Jacob Rees-Mogg who recently lost his penis as a result of an 'asphyxiation incident' in…

full disclosure

gahd bless 'em

Gee & T

gimme a break

Glaugh out gloud

  • All Aboard The Glug, Glug, Gluas!

    "Anyone who thinks Galway's ever going to get it's own Luas, is seeing things in the bottom of their glass," the proprietor of The Ramble Inn…

glory days

Go placidly

gobstopper

golden years

gowl

great expectations

gridlock

gsoh

Ha Ha Ha

Hard talk

He loves words too

He's bald and his name is Archie

Health

heaven can wait

Hello Dolly

Hennessy

here's one i made earlier

Herr Johnson

his gonads are nomads

hogwash

hokey cokey govey

holy god

  • Church ‘No Place For Moralising’

    Mass goers in Ballyconnell, Co Cavan last Sunday, were stunned after their parish priest tried to introduce morality into a sermon. Fr Oliver O'Reilly condemned…

Honesty

honesty is such a simple word

horse and carriage

horsh

Howl at the moon

huzza!

I believe I can fly

I can't drive when I am merry

i don't want any fuss

I was fast!

icy dead people

incroyable

into every life...

Is Facebook calling?

Is that even journalism?

it doesn't pay

it is rocket science

it's a bitch

it's a fact

Jailbird

jaw jaw jaw

jesus wept

johnny foreigner's oily tricks

joint pain

  • War On Thrugs To Continue

    The "war on thrugs will continya," a Castlebar garda said last night, "as long as I have any say in it". The garda who did…

just an ordinary hero

just another wigger

Just for the hugs...

just say maybe

justice for johnny

karma?

Keano

langlee

languorous langur

lead on

lean on me

leave it all on the pitch

lemon aid 4 fugees

lesboner

lessons in love

let's not?

Lidl was never this 'fresh'

life in the fast food lane

life on the road

lit fic clique

lockdown love

Look into my eyes

lovely leitrim?

lying eyes

madman

Magic

maintenance

major tom

mambo no five

man in the middle

Manhunt underway for Quasimodo

mantrap

Maybe even a music festival

Mick 'micturate' Turey

Mickturation

milking it

Mindlessness

miracle on mainstreet

mister ed

monumental

moonraker

  • WWII Bomber On Moon Stolen By China

    The Lancaster bomber discovered on the moon in 1988, has been illegally removed by China's Chang'e-5 lunar mission, it was announced today. In a sensational…

mountain to climb

mr bean

mummy knows best

national emergency

Nature

nature abhors

naughty tory

New age sage

News

nibbles

nice work

nimby

no denying it

No going back now

  • Your Dog Has Seen Me Naked

    You ask me why I left in such a hurry this morning, Alison.  Well, for one thing, I'd like to point out that your dog…

no way!

not even a soupcon

not so fast

nothing says I love you like...

nothing to see here

numbnuts

ok

old school

  • Mayo To Get Dial-Up Internet Access

    The government has announced emergency funding of €5,000 to bring dial-up internet access to County Mayo, via a series of phonebooths in town squares. Taoiseach…

on this day...

One is humbled

one is not amusing

one jar leads to another

Opinion

owner: vladimir putin

  • It Isn’t. Are You?

    The once-great British newspaper The Independent, was the only English language paper in the world to support Trump's call for the US election to be…

pappa don't preach

park life

patriot games?

Paws fur thought

pestminster polecat affair

  • For Once, Boris Pulls Out!

    The actor known as Boris Johnson who has fathered more children than he can apparently count, shocked Britain yesterday when he admitted he'd finally managed…

Phil

philosophy

Pig out

pikey prince

pinball wizard

Pinocchio

plausible deniability

playful

Please release me

positive thinking

potty talk

  • Trump’s Shithole Is Hurting Him

    Democrats and Republicans agreed last night that Trump's "shithole" was hurting him while the clearly uncomfortable President, folded his arms and angrily denied the charge.…

power shower

pray you catch me

pretty

pretty woman

prison sprinkler system

protect & serve

proud boy

Proud of yourself?

Psychiatry

puppy love

pushing the envelope

quid pro quo

Rat pack

raw courage

real class

Referendum

regime change?

release the hounds!

Respect

rictus idioticus

room with a view of the roundabout

roots

Saddle Up

sail away with me

santa baby

scary-hairy?

scoop

scratch that

screw that

scrumpy jack

self help

self-help

semper fatalis

Send in the gunboats

set my people free

shame

sharona

she'll get medieval on your ass

she's got the look

shocker

showbiz

  • Kevin The Carrot Breaks His Silence

    The popular root vegetable moved to quell speculation with a statement that hinted at artistic tensions behind the scenes, while also confirming he is 'gutted'…

sicko

sidekick

simba

simply the best

skin deep

sliding doors

smother and farther

snore no more

so low not solo

so not racist

soft soap

Softly, softly

sole mate

Speech defect

stay alert?

stay safe

stealer's wheel

sticky situation

Suits you!

  • Ram Jam Bromance

    While most of the coverage of Trudeau's visit centred on socks and 'bromance,' behind the scenes Justin and Leo were discussing the best way to…

supermasticator

Sure twas on expenses!

sweary mary

sweet baby jesus

T&Cs apply

take away the shame

take my breath away

take my hand

Tales of the Unexpected

talking heads

taste bud

technocrass

that dares not speak its name

The 'Manspreading Master'

the bastards

the devil made them do it

The Dolores I never met

the elvis of bland

the empire strikes back

the hard neck

the law won

The meaning of life

  • Cancer: My Battle With Gay Byrne

    Cancer made a rare public appearance at the Curragh yesterday with a host of other glamorous diseases, to "thank the public for their tremendous support,…

the moron's oxymoron

the new journalism

the non-apology apology

  • The State’s Next Apology

    In hindsight. With 20/20 vision and in the fullness of time. At this late stage. We may never know the truth. And who can say,…

the oldest swinger

the oven ready one?

  • Habeas Brexit

    Opposition politicians chanted 'Habeas Brexit' at the government today, demanding it produce the Brexit that was repeatedly promised by the Tory party. On the very…

the thin blue line

the twilight zone

The way you make me feel

the west's awake

the wisdom of crowds

there ain't no cure

think of the children

This Christmas

this was all foretold

  • ‘Orange Snow’ Riot In Connemara

    A riot broke out in the Connemara village of Ballyconneely overnight, after a local radio announcer misread a 'Status Orange snow warning'. Having inadvertently spilled…

three lions

three times a lady

total eclipse

totally rad

Trumpstein

two turtledoves

two way street

Uncategorized

undercooked

until proven otherwise...

virtue signalling?

war games

we are all individuals

we've grown apart

wee and free

wee newty

what a circus

  • Hocus Potus Sunk By Scotus

    US Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg says history will remember Donald Trump as 'the hocus Potus,' after the court rejected his plan to add…

What are the chances

what does it mean?

what next!

When Doves Cry

whiskey didn't kill the pain

whiskey tango foxtrot

white lie

will it hurt?

wispas

work it good

wrath of god

Xposé

yep

yesterday's papers

You can't handle the truth

you can't make the farmers happy

you choose

you hum it

You need me on that wall!

you really got me

ziggy played geee-taw

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