Horse Eager To Distance Itself From Asshole Who Rode In On It

Horse Eager To Distance Itself From Asshole Who Rode In On It

Speaking through local horse whisperer Tom Grealish, a horse strongly objected to the traditional treatment suggested for assholes and the horses they’d ridden into town on.

“Screw him, by all means,” the horse protested, “but leave me out of it”.

Furthermore, the horse suggested, in a one-horse town like the one it was currently in, it would most definitely be wiser for all concerned, not to screw with the only horse in town.