Speaking through local horse whisperer Tom Grealish today, a horse strongly objected to undergoing the traditional fate suggested for assholes and the horses they’d ridden into town on.
“Screw him, by all means,” the horse protested, “I’m absolutely fine with that? But leave me the hell out of it”.
The horse angrily reminded Grealish, it was an entirely innocent bystander in the whole affair.
“I had no say,” it pointed out, “in the asshole’s decision to ride into this town on me?”
Furthermore, the horse suggested, in a one-horse town like the one it was currently in, it would most definitely be wiser for all concerned, not to screw with the only horse in town.