I am Lord Ross of Enniskerry
I’m partial to a glass of sherry
Only one ( or things get blurry )
I can’t drive when I am merry.
I am proud and rather stately
And I care not very greatly
What you say, or what you do
I’m Lord Ross, who are you?
I am Lord Ross, the people’s friend
A patrician air to things, I lend
There is no plan I won’t amend
To serve my own constituents’ ends.