Boris ‘Crikey’ Johnson today told the House of Commons that ‘in hindsight’ he’s sorry now he never had a real job before he got into politics.
“Crikey,” he explained, “how was I to know what a work event looks like, I’m a public school boy, for heaven’s sake. Like David Cameron, I went straight into politics from Oxford. Isn’t that what you do?”
Johnson added that he never knows what to say at a ‘leaving do’ because “I’ve never had a real job to leave”.