A man who went to the movies by himself last night, has told of his shock at discovering his own penis inside his popcorn box. The man said at first everything had been going just fine. “I was watching the movie and eating my popcorn and enjoying myself. But then something didn’t seem quite right.”
“As I finished the top layer of kernels, I felt something was in the way? So I took a closer look and that’s when I let out a scream and threw the box up in the air, covering myself in popcorn?”
The man said he shouted “What sort of a sick person does that!” and stormed out of the cinema.
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