Man Breaks Long Silence To Reveal He’s Totally Off His Tits

Man Breaks Long Silence To Reveal He’s Totally Off His Tits

Wow!” Stephen Higgins exclaimed this evening, as he roused himself from a forty minute stupor to ask ‘fellow traveller,’ Francis Lenihan, “Was I gone for long, there?”

“You were out for quite a while,” Lenihan said firmly, to conceal the fact that he had absolutely no idea how long either of them had been ‘away’ for.

“Jesus I am totally off my tits” Higgins said before again asking, “How long was I gone for?”

“A good twenty minutes,” Lenihan replied confidently, “I find the pollen will do that?”

“I needed it though,” Higgins sighed, “after the dogshit day I had”.

“Trouble at mill?” Lenihan inquired, as he opened another brace of Erdinger Weissbiers.

“Trouble with a capital T,” Higgins confirmed, adding, “those pigfuckers in HR will be the death a me”.

“They got a special place in hell for those bastards,” Lenihan agreed.

After checking their mobiles, they agreed they might as well “go again”.