Man Singing “Leave A Light On For Me” To Warn Wife He’ll Be Legless When He Gets In

Man Singing “Leave A Light On For Me” To Warn Wife He’ll Be Legless When He Gets In

Mobile phone salesman & 80s music fan Kenny Griffin, yesterday evening made a calculated appeal to his wife Angela’s fondness for the music of Belinda Carlisle.

Co-workers say the incident occurred shortly after 6.30pm, when he called to remind her he was attending a leaving ‘do’ for a colleague.

In a show of bravado designed to hide his true intent, he put the call on-speaker and sang her a verse of her favourite Carlisle hit.

I can’t explain I just don’t know
Just how far I have to go
But darling I’ll keep the key
Just leave a light on for me
-ee”

Before hanging up, he breezily added, “I shouldn’t be too late this evening”.

Not to be outdone, Mrs Griffin called him back to return his serenade, in kind.

I can’t explain I just don’t know
Just how far you’ll have to go
But you can always sleep
In the nearest Airbnb-ee

It’s believed Kenny was still speaking when she hung up.