Man Usually Gets His Wife’s Way In The End

Man Usually Gets His Wife’s Way In The End

“He does,” Declan Hegarty’s wife Catriona snickered into her third glass of Cava, “Father’s Day me arse!”

Privately, Declan later stressed, while insisting that he didn’t want his words taken out of context, “Sometimes I make her wait long and hard before I give in”.

When asked how long exactly, he said, “Usually on the third shout?”

Tongue on her that would clip a hedge, he muttered, as he stared at the pair of novelty socks she’d given him.