Man Who Crashed Into Police Station Is The Real Victim

Man Who Crashed Into Police Station Is The Real Victim

As he sat behind the wheel of his car, a drunk driver who’d driven into the railings around a police station at 3am last night, told officers “Ireland’s unhealthy relationship with alcohol” was to blame.

“But to be fair, lads,” he said as he was frog marched inside, “at times like this, we need to ask who the real victim is?”

A moment later, after emitting a low belch, he doubled over and became violently ill, narrowly missing his own but not the arresting garda’s shoes.

Asked if he had anything to say for himself, he mumbled, “Rent is dead money!”