Tony Logue this morning confirmed his fourth attempt to end his 6 month romance with a sales assistant, had once again ended in failure.
Speaking to pizza supervisor Kieran Mullaly, the McDonald’s assistant manager said that, “afterwards the sex was pretty hot…”
“I’ve tried everything,” he mused, “but I can’t break up with her…”
“I’ve even tried beating off before I tell her I wanna break up. I’m starting to think I might have some kind a condition?”
“That’s not a condition,” Mullaly snapped, “that’s a relationship.”