Man’s Affair Is Having An Affair

Man’s Affair Is Having An Affair

In a significant blow to the concept of true love, a man discovered yesterday that the married woman he’s been cheating on his wife with, has been having another affair behind his back. “I don’t know how long it’s been going on,” he mused, “for all I know there were always four people in this relationship.”

HSE administrator Vincent Cooke (34), admitted he was profoundly hurt to learn that his bit on the side ( to use her words ), had been having a bit on the side. Or, as he put it, “To learn of her cruel betrayal of our infidelity with a purely physical relationship? One that lacked all the magic and joy of the extramarital affair we first embarked upon – hesitantly and shyly – all those weeks ago”.

“It’s now clear to me,” the Glenamaddy man observed, “that she never really gave our cheating a fair chance?”

“I suppose I’ll be free to spend more time with my wife now,” he whimpered.