A man whose wife won’t let him be a coeliac, has confirmed she also refuses to let him become an asthmatic.
“I love my wife deeply,” Rodney Aylward (29) explained, “but I feel trapped by all these arbitrary rules she keeps making? I feel like I can’t be my true self”.
Things have gotten so bad, the man confided, he’s thinking of withholding sex until she begins to see reason.
Mr Aylward then spoke of the ‘residual hurt’ an underlying emotional issue was still causing him: one of infidelity following the birth of their daughter Sive, last year.
“She chose the name but I only agreed to it because she told me it was Nepalese for ‘destiny’ and I wanted our child to have a beautiful ethnic name?”
“I really want to forgive Jemma,” Rodney then whispered, “but I just can’t because…we made a deal to tell each other everything“.
Contacted later by the newsdesk, Jemma (28), confirmed she’d also refused to let her husband climb Everest or wear a bandanna.