“All I wanted was an elderly white millionaire in poor physical health, some Manhattan real estate and a jewellery line to call my own?”
In a moving and wide ranging interview, the First Lady has spoke tenderly of the “naive waif” she was, when she first began interviewing resort-owning tycoons for a place to build an enormous designer hat & shoe collection.
“I was just your average dyed blonde, silicone breasted, collagen-injected, gym bunny,” she laughed ruefully, in the course of a no holds barred interview with CatMelodeonNews.
“Just another wannabe model wearing her sunglasses on her head who came here to definitely not violate her tourist visa by working as an escort?”
“But it hasn’t been easy, you know?” she said, her smile bravely hinting at an unspoken, inner sadness.
“When I married, I had no idea I’d be expected to live in a dump like the White House.”