Nation Fully Backs Hysterical Response To Weather Forecast

Nation Fully Backs Hysterical Response To Weather Forecast

“Well I’m sorry, I must be old fashioned,” volcanic tempered mother-of-three Eileen Maher snapped at CatMelodeonNews, “but snow had only one colour when I was growing up.”

45 year old Mrs Maher felt ‘she spoke for the country’ when she said she thought the lurid coverage was being orchestrated by ‘shadowy forces bent on undermining the eighth amendment’.

Meanwhile, polls showed the nation is ‘thinking of making a night of it by ordering in a curry because you know they’ll stay open in a blizzard…thank Christ!’