“Well I’m sorry, I must be old fashioned,” volcanic tempered mother-of-three Eileen Maher snapped after reading a weather forecast than contained a status orange snow warning.
“But snow had only one colour when I was growing up!”
45 year old Mrs Maher felt ‘she spoke for the country’ when she said she thought the lurid coverage was being orchestrated by ‘shadowy forces bent on undermining the eighth amendment’.
Meanwhile, polls showed the nation fully backs the media’s hysterical response to the forecast’s prediction of a little light snow and is thinking of making a night of it by ordering in a curry from the local asian restaurant.
“Because you know that crowd are gonna stay open in a blizzard…Thank Christ!”