No ‘Pee’ In Chickpea Soup, Waitress Guarantees Castlebar Man

No ‘Pee’ In Chickpea Soup, Waitress Guarantees Castlebar Man

“That’s one I haven’t heard before,” Croatian waitress Tonka Matkovic, confirmed today.

“And don’t forget,” the 28 year old who works in Al Muretto on Tucker Street, added, “I worked in Limerick for two years”.

Matkovic was commenting on an unusually precise query about the ingredients in the restaurant’s soup of the day, posed by Castlebar man Alan McHale.

The 34 year old labourer was known to be “a little odd,” she continued, “like, even by Castlebar standards?”

“But still,” she said, stopping for a moment, to think “that’s gotta be my all time weirdest”.