Noah’s Ark Overtakes Tomb Of Jesus As Most Discovered Biblical Site

Noah’s Ark Overtakes Tomb Of Jesus As Most Discovered Biblical Site

The latest ‘discovery’ of the site of The Ark, brings the total number of times it’s been found in various different places, to 26.

Most of these ‘discoveries’ have been made on on Turkey’s Mount Ararat. 

The latest one means The Ark moves one place ahead of the Tomb of Jesus – in the hotly contested ‘Most Discovered Biblical Site‘ rankings – which remains on 25.

Insiders say the tension within the evangelical archaeological community is unbearable, as discoveries of the two holy sites have been leapfrogging over each other, for more than a decade in this nail-biting race.

Professor Paul Esperanto, the 23rd Christian evangelical said to have discovered The Ark, said he hopes to attract major funding for his one.

“Hopefully from one of the many, many right-wing American billionaires, interested in owning an ark?”