Dead Pig’s Brain To Break Its Silence On David Cameron Initiation Ritual

Dead Pig’s Brain To Break Its Silence On David Cameron Initiation Ritual

Scientists who’ve ‘rebooted’ a dead pig’s brain, say they were surprised when it told them it wants to talk about “the whole Cameron thing”.

The pig is thought to be referring to then student David Cameron’s initiation into a notorious Oxford University society, during which he allegedly put ‘the pink oboe’ into a pig’s mouth.

In 2015, Tory party donor Lord Ashcroft, published a book detailing the claim but shortly before it could answer questions about it, the pig was put ‘beyond further use’.

It’s understood the pig is said to complain that while it came from a good family and was quite prepared to accept the ‘traditional stuffing’ approach, it never expected to be given the full ‘Compassionate Conservatism’ treatment.