Police Reject Candidate Who Isn’t Turned On By Corpse Pics

Leaked documents have revealed Hendon Police College was forced to reject a candidate, after a last minute check revealed he failed to become aroused by ‘snuff porn’.

A report by His Majesty’s Inspectorate Of Constabulary And Fire & Rescue Services, warns that “increasingly, people like this are slipping through our fingers?”

Speaking off the record, a senior officer said that on no account could the force accept candidates who are “clearly suffering from erectile dysfunction”. He added that he felt personally let down because he had encouraged the man to apply. “Have a go,” I told him, “if you think you’re hard enough?'”