Poser’s Ethnic Hat Generating All The Attention He So Clearly Needs

Poser’s Ethnic Hat Generating All The Attention He So Clearly Needs

NUIG student Brian Boran spent Sunday evening in Tigh Coili pub where the consensus among the regulars was that his Tibetan hat was generating as much attention as a chronic exhibitionist could reasonably hope for.

The Tourmakeady native was flustered by accusations he bought it on Ebay, despite claiming to have acquired it during a visit to Tibet.

As the evening wore on, he found himself gently elbowed to the rear of the pub for breaching session etiquette by talking too loudly.

Later he accepted the barman’s sincere invitation to “fuck off outta here now a mhaceen”, for continually shouting ‘Nancy Spain‘?