Post Trump Stress Disorder Sweeps America

Post Trump Stress Disorder Sweeps America

America is showing worrying signs of deep PTSD in the wake of the news that Joe Biden won the 2020 election.

the demob-happy symptoms seen on TV, reveal a nation more deeply traumatized by the Orange Man than previously suspected

“Clinically speaking, the wave of impromptu street partying seen, is a worrying sign of how the mind can react,” a statement from the APA said, “when released from a traumatic situation, such as a war zone or solitary confinement”.

Off the record, a spokesman explained this was shorthand for ‘the country will go apeshit if there’s any delay in removing Donald Skunk from Pennsylvania Avenue’.