Queen Eithne Mooney To Meet Doctor Decky Sheehy After School, In Lidl Carpark Dance Off

Queen Eithne Mooney To Meet Doctor Decky Sheehy After School, In Lidl Carpark Dance Off

Doctor Decky Sheehy released a statement tonight, during a fifteen minute study break, in response to widespread reports of Queen Eithne’s pre-match trash talk.

The Queen, who earlier today warned Sheehy she will be like ‘a rat on a treadmill’ tomorrow, alongside his stiff, ‘traffic cop’ moves, was unavailable for further comment.

Sheehy has moved to counter these claims by describing her as a ‘weekend workshop wonder’ who still struggles with basic patterns and also, as a ‘dictator who issues commands but can’t lead’.

Lidl car park was largely empty tonight, ahead of tomorrow’s fixture which is scheduled for 4.30pm, weather permitting.