Still No Sign Of German Car Industry ‘Forcing Merkel To Capitulate’ Over Brexit

Still No Sign Of German Car Industry ‘Forcing Merkel To Capitulate’ Over Brexit

While all three of the UK’s ‘Brexit economists’ agree the German car industry’s behaviour is inexplicable, they remain confident their prediction will come true “any day now”.

However when asked to explain why Germany should prioritize the smaller UK market over larger international ones, they began banging their glasses on the bar and chanting, “Doomsters are gloomsters! Doomsters are gloomsters!”

They then released a statement saying “We used to have an empire” before singing “Championes, championes” to drown out further questions.