Boris Johnson’s very posh,
It doesn’t stop him talking tosh.
Boris Johnson’s upper class,
It doesn’t stop him being an ass.
If Boris doesn’t like your race,
He’ll make fun of your face.
When he makes fun of people’s faces,
Then he squeals ‘I’m not a racist!’
Boris Johnson, golly, crikey, he makes sure his hair’s untidy,
Boris Johnson, dear old blighty, he pretends to speak politely.
But nasty words, used so precisely,
Make it clear that’s quite unlikely!
Boris Johnson is no Churchill,
His mind is just a giant dunghill.
Boris Johnson’s very sinister,
He’s sure to be the next Prime Minister!