Three Americans Create Enough Carbon Emissions To Kill One Person, Study Finds, But It’s Never Donald Trump

The lifestyles of three average Americans will create enough planet-heating emissions to kill one person, a new study has found.

The analysis draws upon several public health studies to conclude that the greenhouse gases three average Americans pump into the atmosphere – beyond the 2020 guidelines – will cause the premature death of one person but it will never be Donald Trump.

The figures were immediately dismissed by advocates of gun control, as “a gross underestimate”.

A press release from The Third Way thinktank pointed out that all too often, the lifestyle of just one (gun-owning) American, “is enough to kill everyone in their workplace”.