Three Americans Create Enough Carbon Emissions To Kill One Person, Study Finds, But It’s Never Donald Trump

Three Americans Create Enough Carbon Emissions To Kill One Person, Study Finds, But It’s Never Donald Trump

The lifestyles of three average Americans will create enough planet-heating emissions to kill one person, a new study has found.

The analysis draws upon several public health studies to conclude that the greenhouse gases three average Americans pump into the atmosphere – beyond the 2020 guidelines – will cause the premature death of one person but it will never be Donald Trump.

The figures were immediately dismissed by advocates of gun control, as “a gross underestimate”.

A press release from The Third Way thinktank pointed out that all too often, the lifestyle of just one (gun-owning) American, “is enough to kill everyone in their workplace”.