Turmoil After Covid Rejects A Pig Like Trump But Accepts A Swine like Johnson

Turmoil After Covid Rejects A Pig Like Trump But Accepts A Swine like Johnson

The race to find a vaccine for Covid has been thrown into complete turmoil, after the virus was found to be able to infect swine, just when scientists thought they had ruled it out.

The urgent question now, Dr. Mike Ryan, director of the WHO Health Emergencies Program said, is how the virus could accept a pig like Johnson after passing on a hog like POTUS.

As his voice began to crack, Ryan said, “We must have missed something. Clearly neither man is remotely human, so what is the virus telling us here? We have to go back right back to the drawing board.”