Your favourite source of left wing bias & freak weather exclusives, CatMelodeonNews.Com, is delighted to announce a new partnership with Red Cow, the proud sponsors of the Miss Bikini Ireland competition.
The winner will receive a weekend for two at the famous nightspot that has hosted Irish musical ‘royalty’ acts like Dicky Rock, Sonny Knowles and Declan Nerney.
This incredible deal includes a host of free extras that will soon have you feeling so relaxed, you won’t want to go home. These include includes FREE WIFI, FREE use of a Corby Trouser Press and 4 FREE sachets of Nescafe Gold.
Last year’s winner, Leitrim glamour model Amber Chantel, aka Dolores Finnegan, will be on hand to crown the 2019 title holder.
An extra splash of glamour will be supplied by her fiancé, Mister Waterford Bodybuilding Champion 2013, Kieran ‘Canty’ Cantwell who will be signing autographs to raise funds to cover the costs of couple’s bus fares to and from the capital.
In a departure from previous years, the MBI franchise have made it known that this year, marks will be deducted for any signs of untreated ‘razor burn’.
A spokesman for the Red Cow Inn said the hotel was delighted to host the competition, as part of its new ‘Arts Outreach‘ programme.