Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get

Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get

Screams of laughter greeted Kate Skehan’s comment on her broken engagement to ‘the third most eligible bachelor in Mayo dentistry,’ Ambrose Kelleher.

The Westport solicitor was out on a hen night when she bumped into ‘the cavity king’ and he asked if there was any chance she would rekindle the relationship.

She suggested the best thing he should buy one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s This Smells Like My Vagina candles, as she had no interest in seeing him again.

Skehan then reminded the other hens how she had ditched “Amnesia Kelleher”, after she overheard him tell another woman that he was ‘sort of engaged’.

“Well she can’t say I didn’t put a ring on it,” Kelleher snapped when contacted.