Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get

Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get

Screams of laughter greeted Kate Skehan’s account of her broken engagement to ‘the third most eligible bachelor in Mayo dentistry,’ Ambrose Kelleher.

The Westport solicitor was out on a hen night when she bumped into ‘the cavity king’ and he asked if there was any chance she would rekindle the relationship.

She suggested he buy one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s This Smells Like My Vagina candles because “you won’t get so much as a sniff of it off me’.

Skehan then reminded the other hens how she had ditched “Amnesia Kelleher”, after she overheard him tell another woman that he was ‘sort of engaged’.

“Well she can’t say I didn’t put a ring on it,” Kelleher snapped when contacted.