“He definitely has a major flea up his hole about something”, PA Mary Kinsella told a colleague.
Ms Kinsella was speaking by phone to office database administrator Aileen Day-Woo about their temperamental boss whom both women believe suffers from an acute case of Adult-Child Syndrome. Ms Day-woo was in her car at the time, on her way to a training centre for a one day course.
Aileen said she hoped it wouldn’t be “like the fucking song and dance we had yesterday over the photocopier. Any idea what’s eating Lady WaaWaa today?”
“I’m sure he’ll let us know before too long,” Mary replied, adding after a pause, “I suppose I’d better see if the ape needs coffee…’