Following his testimony before Congress earlier today, the Facebook CEO leapt into the air, to mime a slam dunk, while screaming ‘Boom shakalaka, muthafuckas!’
Company insiders among the social media entrepreneur’s inner circle, portrayed him storming back to the company’s Menlo Park HQ to wild applause.
In the foyer, he addressed staff, saying ‘I totally blew away all those old dudes with my suit and tie? They so did not see that one coming!’
Zuckerberg’s ‘core’ inner circle of 150 white, Ivy League graduates, applauded and hooted their approval.
‘Dawg, you know you gonna be their boss someday,’ Columbia alumnus Mathew ‘Crip’ Chilcott-Kickham III shouted and was rewarded by a thumbs up from Zuckerberg as he got into the elevator to the penthouse.
Since then, reports have emerged that other members of the group resent the blue blooded Crip’s addiction to ‘ghetto speak’.
“You know,” a co-worker who didn’t wish to be named said, “a classmate of Crip’s told me recently that when he was in college, his nickname wasn’t ‘Crip’ at all, it was ‘Chip’?”
But, she said, she wasn’t ready to share that information just yet. Adding “I’m saving that one up for a team-building exercises weekend “.